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Ohio State is puffing their chest this Memorial Day weekend, declaring themselves at the ‘Fastest Team In College Football’...

I'm sure ya'll disagree, yes?
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So... They won't be losing any more games by 0-31 scores? Amirite?
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Last time Urban had a team he called "the fastest team in college football" was 2008... UF won the Natty
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Running fast in a straight line is a different ball game than reading and reacting to speed with speed.
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I still remember Urbans Florida teams having ridiculously inflated 40 times with Harvin, Demps, and Rainey. All claiming to be 4.2-4.3 guys, then The Combine revealed much more realistic numbers.
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Uhhh, pretty sure Jeff Demps ran a 4.26 at the combine. He was also NCAA champion in the 60m and 100m sprints. They may have been overhyped as football players, but definitely not slow.
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Come on down to Baton Rouge and see some speed. By the way frick Ohio State.
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Slowhio
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"Fastest", "most physical", "most talented"...all are used with the intent for attention and promoting. Just show it on the field where it matters.
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Makes sense. Running unabated in vertical 40 yard sprints is just what football is.
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Remember when Oregon was the fastest team in the country. Then they played LSU.
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Everyone saying their the fastest, or their DBU or RBU or this or that. Most of them are teams not in the SEC. Its easy to talk smack when you don't face an SEC team all year, any year (I'm talking to you Jim Harbaugh).
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I think it was a typo, meant to say fattest. Ohio State chicks are pale and chunky
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SEC speed. It's a thing, people forget
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Screw Bama and their stool pigeons. Geaux Tigers.
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They are the fastest. Facts
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So where are the 40 times?
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*Big 10 fast
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Little 11.5
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Damn, haven't seen someone move that fast since Urban's last game at Florida.
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Our baseball team is probably faster.
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"Might" Larry "might" write an article worth a shite one day.
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To their credit they did say "might"
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