Here's What Jennifer Lopez Looks Like Next To Shaq

In a related story, Jennifer Lopez was split in half yesterday.

BREAKING NEWS FROM LARRY LEO: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL IS TALL!

"In case you were wondering, Shaquille O'Neal is almost Jennifer Lopezs tall..." Larry, you drunk?

Jesusgod Larry “Shaq is almost Jennifer Lopezs tall” WTF, English much?

In case you were wondering, the waiters in this picture is Jennifer Lopezs tall.

Not nearly as short as Shaq usually likes em. Nasty bastard lol

And she’s wearing heels!

That waiter in the background with the porn stache DGAF

Almost what?!

More JLo, less Shaq.

Shaq = Good Guy Lopez = Witch

If they turnaround I bet her arse is bigger.

Larry’s been hitting the cough syrup again.

Lot of material in that suit jacket. Bet it weighs 20 lbs

"I remember J-Lo when she was Hey-Hoe" - Jamie Fox from In Living Color Days

Shaq is actually a regular sized guy IRL. They just use camera tricks, low angles, standing him next to short people, construct undersized sets like LOTR, etc.

Sweet side boob.

He doesn’t have Eric Estrada teeth. Kinda yellow/greenish. I sat between him and Stanley Roberts at George’s while they ate 7 cheeseburgers apiece. And didn’t pay a dime.

Shaq is a giant if you ever stand next to him. I am pretty big, walked by him at an LSU football game one time and he dwarfed me.

Jesus, she doesn't even have to get on her knees to blow him.