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Braves' Organist Played 'Beat It' For Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation

by Larry Leo

August 7, 202022 Comments

Braves' Organist Plays 'Beat It' for Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation earlier this year after cops busted in a Florida parking lot. So, hats off to the Atlanta Braves organist, who played Michael Jackson's "Beat It" as his walk-up music last night...

(Barstool Sports)

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Homesick Tiger

So a woman can pull out a tit in public and feed her kid but a guy can't feed his fist in a parking lot?

Reply•37 months

xGeauxLSUx

"Beat it. Beat it. They told him not to publicly beat it. He showed them how funky, strong was his rash. But it doesn't matter, just arrest his ass...for beatin."

Reply•37 months

Zchlsu

From one great organ player to another

Reply•38 months

TailbackU

OK that's hilarious

Reply•38 months

Hurricane Mike

In other news, Braves management caved to The Chop and Chief Knockahoma

Reply•38 months

xGeauxLSUx

Be honest, how many penises have you seen on purpose?

37 months

Drizzt

That was funny

Reply•38 months

NPComb

Sweet troll

Reply•38 months

St Jean The Baptiste

Oh wow... I didn’t realize this was frowned upon.

Reply•38 months

dehsloot

"Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home ... McGuire responded that he 'did not know, it just seemed like a good place.'" :lol:

Reply•38 months

theunknownknight

Wait - beating it off in a parking lot by yourself is wrong?

Reply•38 months

DeafVallyBatnR

When is it right

38 months

StupidBinder

Well, if he got caught then I imagine he wasn’t by himself

38 months

jimbeam

That is fantastic lol

Reply•38 months

DeafVallyBatnR

Different times. I remember the guy running the music I believe Chicago when Chuck Finley was having problems and divorcing Tawny Kitaen and he played Here I Go Again song as chuck was walking to the mound and he got fired.

Reply•38 months

DeafVallyBatnR

For you younger people she was in the Video for White Snake and she was Bad Ass.

38 months

USMEagles

That guy's good. He's been on a Rush kick lately. I've heard Subdivisions, Fly By Night, and Free Will this week. His rendition of Aqualung is also pretty damn haunting.

Reply•38 months

jatilen

Savage

Reply•38 months

Thracken13

the Organist needs a raise for that one

Reply•38 months

Hangit

He was told "Don't come empty-handed" and took it the wrong way. Welcome to life as a Florida man.

Reply•38 months

pleading the fifth

By far Larry’s best headline. He must be out sick.