Braves' Organist Plays 'Beat It' for Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation
© Butch Dill-USA TODAY Sports
Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation earlier this year after cops busted in a Florida parking lot. So, hats off to the Atlanta Braves organist, who played Michael Jackson's "Beat It" as his walk-up music last night...

(Barstool Sports)
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22 Comments
So a woman can pull out a tit in public and feed her kid but a guy can't feed his fist in a parking lot?
Reply1 month
"Beat it. Beat it. They told him not to publicly beat it. He showed them how funky, strong was his rash. But it doesn't matter, just arrest his ass...for beatin."
Reply2 months
From one great organ player to another
Reply2 months
OK that's hilarious
Reply2 months
In other news, Braves management caved to The Chop and Chief Knockahoma
Reply2 months
Be honest, how many penises have you seen on purpose?
2 months
That was funny
Reply2 months
Sweet troll
Reply2 months
Oh wow... I didn’t realize this was frowned upon.
Reply2 months
"Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home ... McGuire responded that he 'did not know, it just seemed like a good place.'" :lol:
Reply2 months
Wait - beating it off in a parking lot by yourself is wrong?
Reply2 months
When is it right
2 months
Well, if he got caught then I imagine he wasn’t by himself
2 months
That is fantastic lol
Reply2 months
Different times. I remember the guy running the music I believe Chicago when Chuck Finley was having problems and divorcing Tawny Kitaen and he played Here I Go Again song as chuck was walking to the mound and he got fired.
Reply2 months
For you younger people she was in the Video for White Snake and she was Bad Ass.
2 months
That guy's good. He's been on a Rush kick lately. I've heard Subdivisions, Fly By Night, and Free Will this week. His rendition of Aqualung is also pretty damn haunting.
Reply2 months
Savage
Reply2 months
the Organist needs a raise for that one
Reply2 months
He was told "Don't come empty-handed" and took it the wrong way. Welcome to life as a Florida man.
Reply2 months
By far Larry’s best headline. He must be out sick.
Reply2 months
Nice
Reply2 months
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