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Braves' Organist Plays 'Beat It' for Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation
© Butch Dill-USA TODAY Sports
Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation earlier this year after cops busted in a Florida parking lot. So, hats off to the Atlanta Braves organist, who played Michael Jackson's "Beat It" as his walk-up music last night...
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Homesick Tiger51 months
So a woman can pull out a tit in public and feed her kid but a guy can't feed his fist in a parking lot?
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xGeauxLSUx51 months
"Beat it. Beat it. They told him not to publicly beat it. He showed them how funky, strong was his rash. But it doesn't matter, just arrest his arse...for beatin."
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Zchlsu51 months
From one great organ player to another
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TailbackU51 months
OK that's hilarious
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Hurricane Mike51 months
In other news, Braves management caved to The Chop and Chief Knockahoma
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xGeauxLSUx51 months
Be honest, how many penises have you seen on purpose?
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Drizzt51 months
That was funny
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NPComb51 months
Sweet troll
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Oh wow... I didn’t realize this was frowned upon.
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dehsloot51 months
"Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home ... McGuire responded that he 'did not know, it just seemed like a good place.'" :lol:
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theunknownknight51 months
Wait - beating it off in a parking lot by yourself is wrong?
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DeafVallyBatnR51 months
When is it right
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StupidBinder51 months
Well, if he got caught then I imagine he wasn’t by himself
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jimbeam51 months
That is fantastic lol
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DeafVallyBatnR51 months
Different times. I remember the guy running the music I believe Chicago when Chuck Finley was having problems and divorcing Tawny Kitaen and he played Here I Go Again song as chuck was walking to the mound and he got fired.
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DeafVallyBatnR51 months
For you younger people she was in the Video for White Snake and she was Bad arse.
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USMEagles51 months
That guy's good. He's been on a Rush kick lately. I've heard Subdivisions, Fly By Night, and Free Will this week. His rendition of Aqualung is also pretty damn haunting.
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jatilen51 months
Savage
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Thracken1351 months
the Organist needs a raise for that one
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Hangit51 months
He was told "Don't come empty-handed" and took it the wrong way. Welcome to life as a Florida man.
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pleading the fifth51 months
By far Larry’s best headline. He must be out sick.
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ThanosIsADemocrat51 months
Nice
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