Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire Arrested For Touching Himself In Florida Parking Lot
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Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested last week after cops say he was caught exposing himself in a Florida parking lot...
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According to the report ... cops say after they rolled up to the parking lot, they saw McGuire with his shirt "barely covering his genitals" and his sweatpants around his ankles.

They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent."

Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that."

In the report, cops claim when they got McGuire's phone to try to find his current address ... they noticed an "extremely pornographic video was playing on the screen."

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18 Comments
Why is this a crime? I need to write my congressman.
Reply4 months
What's wrong with jerking off in your car? I mean, its YOUR car amirite?
Reply9 months
E2
Reply9 months
It's in the culcha and dna,i wonder if any schools are in that area
Reply9 months
"I was calling for a heater."
Reply9 months
"Catcher arrested for touching himself in the parking lot" - but if he does it on a baseball diamond, its just part of the game.
Reply9 months
Catch(er) and release
Reply9 months
Porn Kills! I guess that's what happens when you walk around adjusting your cup 8 hrs a day.
Reply9 months
The Astros ruined his career.
Reply9 months
"extremely pornographic" - as opposed to....?
Reply9 months
As opposed to a late nite soft porn on Cinemax staring Amber Smith.
9 months
The ol Kellen Winslow Jr motion. Nice!
Reply9 months
Pornhub should be sued
Reply9 months
I spit coke all over my screen at work after the Carjacking gone wrong comment!! Well played sir
Reply9 months
he "had an erection which was very apparent." Well, good for him
Reply9 months
A car jacking gone wrong.
Reply9 months
Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that." He definitely wasn't all in
Reply9 months
When duty calls...
Reply9 months
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