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Braves' Organist Played 'Beat It' For Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation

by Larry Leo

August 7, 202022 Comments

Braves' Organist Plays 'Beat It' for Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation earlier this year after cops busted in a Florida parking lot. So, hats off to the Atlanta Braves organist, who played Michael Jackson's "Beat It" as his walk-up music last night...

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pleading the fifth•65 months

By far Larry’s best headline. He must be out sick.

Thracken13•65 months

the Organist needs a raise for that one

TailbackU•65 months

OK that's hilarious

jimbeam•65 months

That is fantastic lol

Zchlsu•65 months

From one great organ player to another

NPComb•65 months

Sweet troll

theunknownknight•65 months

Wait - beating it off in a parking lot by yourself is wrong?

DeafVallyBatnR•65 months

When is it right

StupidBinder•65 months

Well, if he got caught then I imagine he wasn’t by himself

DeafVallyBatnR•65 months

Different times. I remember the guy running the music I believe Chicago when Chuck Finley was having problems and divorcing Tawny Kitaen and he played Here I Go Again song as chuck was walking to the mound and he got fired.

DeafVallyBatnR•65 months

For you younger people she was in the Video for White Snake and she was Bad arse.

ThanosIsADemocrat•65 months

Nice

xGeauxLSUx•65 months

"Beat it. Beat it. They told him not to publicly beat it. He showed them how funky, strong was his rash. But it doesn't matter, just arrest his arse...for beatin."

jatilen•65 months

Savage

Hangit•65 months

He was told "Don't come empty-handed" and took it the wrong way. Welcome to life as a Florida man.

St Jean The Baptiste•65 months

Oh wow... I didn’t realize this was frowned upon.

USMEagles•65 months

That guy's good. He's been on a Rush kick lately. I've heard Subdivisions, Fly By Night, and Free Will this week. His rendition of Aqualung is also pretty damn haunting.

Homesick Tiger•65 months

So a woman can pull out a tit in public and feed her kid but a guy can't feed his fist in a parking lot?

Drizzt•65 months

That was funny

dehsloot•65 months

"Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home ... McGuire responded that he 'did not know, it just seemed like a good place.'" :lol:

Hurricane Mike•65 months

In other news, Braves management caved to The Chop and Chief Knockahoma

xGeauxLSUx•65 months

Be honest, how many penises have you seen on purpose?

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