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Details continue to be released about the DUI arrest of Tiger Woods last week...
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According to the arrest affidavit, deputies say Woods showed multiple signs of impairment from the jump … sweating heavily, moving slowly, speaking "thick tongued" and even stumbling as he walked. At one point, authorities noted he appeared to be limping and needed instructions repeated during testing.

When law enforcement had him perform the standard eye test, they observed bloodshot, glassy eyes and dilated pupils -- along with a lack of smooth tracking, a key indicator investigators look for in DUI cases.


It didn’t get much better from there according to the affidavit.

During the finger-to-nose test, Woods apparently struggled to follow directions ... closing his eyes at the wrong time, missing cues, and needing reminders to complete the exercise correctly. Deputies also noted slight eyelid twitching.

Then came the coordination drills … and things really fell apart.
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bigDgator22 days
The guy was great at golf, but a major POS at everything else. It always amazes me how people get so star struck they can't see flaws in a person.
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Tiger98523 days
I have no doubt he was stoned to the bejeezus but he always limps.
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LABengal22 days
Not to get off subject, but you can't hate the media enough. C*ck says, "They found two powerful pain pills in his pocket" then "two powerful powerful pills." He couldn't just say pain pills or prescription pills? They always have to sensationalize this BS.
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Timeoday22 days
Tiger really needs a chauffeur and his driving troubles will end as a result. The Legend that is Tiger needs to be protected from himself.
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Tigers4Lyfe22 days
I have no clue what Tiger may or may have been under the influence of, but wouldn't all that be normal behavior for someone who just got out of a rolling vehicle? Just saying.
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slidingstop22 days
not really. You know what it is the behavior of? Someone who is high on hydrocodone. Seems likely since they found some in his pockets.
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Tigers4Lyfe22 days
Yeah ok, moving slowly, limping, stumbling etc aren't signs of someone who was just in a vehicle that flipped. Stupid.
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Barstools20 days
Are you retarded? Those are exactly the signs tippy would expect from someone who flipped their car...
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redfish9918 days
Barely human in most all the traits you want in a hero,friend,father or husband . Sad but true
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ChatGPT of LA22 days
Most tests rely on balance and coordination, which will be thrown out due to the leg and back issues.
He blew clean and they have zero else to go on without a sample of blood. Id guess he'll wait till its reduced and only then, enter a treatment program
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biglego18 days
The field tests won’t get “thrown out” but the jury or judge will weigh their significance. Blowing clean is irrelevant if he was high from pills.
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TulsaSooner7822 days
Vanessa Trump must be high maintenance.
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DeafVallyBatnR23 days
Advice to everyone. Never take the test. Field sobriety test or anything else. Make them get a warrant. You have a better chance fight the DUI if you do not provide the proof. They can think and testify all they want. Also, I have pain pills in my dash. Prescription pills are not illegal. This guy making tiger look like major drug head.
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CWilken2123 days
Tiger is a major drug head.
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Tiger making Tiger look like a major drug head
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atltiger648722 days
ok, never take the test --- but you'll get arrested and have to deal with all of that. If you don't think you're DUI, why not take the test, pass it, and get sent on your merry way.
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Gifman22 days
This man is a hero and we’re treating him like garbage
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SWAT22 days
Hero? He’s a drug addict, glad you think that is a hero.
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atltiger648722 days
Hero? Tiger's a great golfer, but that's all there is. He's not a good human being.
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Killboy5803071922 days
Having a substance abuse issue does not make you a bad human being.

You are lucky that you don't have the addiction gene and don't understand people that do.
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