UncleRoll

re: Imagine having to choose between living in Oxford or Baton Rouge.

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/28/25 at 4:40 pm to UncleRoll

According to ghetto booty magazine, Baton Rouge has edged out Memphis, Atlanta, Baltimore and Houston as the most obese black city in America. That’s something I guess.

re: Imagine having to choose between living in Oxford or Baton Rouge.

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/28/25 at 4:21 pm to MasterAbe1

There’s absolutely nothing about Baton Rouge that’s better than Oxford.

Imagine having to choose between living in Oxford or Baton Rouge.

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/28/25 at 4:16 pm

Man, that’s a tough one. Hahahahaaaa

re: Egg Bowl Flashback: When a "Jew" Beat the "Maroons"

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/28/25 at 1:34 pm to Diamondawg

I remember reading that King Nebuchadnezzar liked the Jews. In fact, one time they heated up a big oven and he said bring me some Jew boys. It didn’t end well for him though.

re: My estimation of Lane Kiffin as a man just fricking plummeted

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/23/25 at 6:29 pm to Anand0925

Estimating Lane Kiffen to be a man is your first mistake.

re: When Sark left Bama and

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/23/25 at 6:17 pm to Ag Zwin

Nailed it. It’s not a Sark problem. It’s a Texas problem. It’s why Nick Saban turned it down.

re: 100% Perfect rivalry predictions

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/23/25 at 6:16 pm to Tuscaloosa

$400 on the barn. Dang T town you must be loaded. That’s some serious cabbage.

When Sark left Bama and

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/23/25 at 6:09 pm

Took the Tejas job I really thought he would win a national championship in 2 to 3 seasons. Now I’m not sure if he’s gonna get one. I’m not sure he has the organizational skills that it takes to win one these days.

re: Bama/UGA versus OU/Texas

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/18/25 at 7:54 pm to Darindawg

Will let you have that one since that’s all it’s been out of the last dozen or so attempts.

re: Bama/UGA versus OU/Texas

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/18/25 at 7:46 pm to Darindawg

I guess you need to be reminded that was a Bama team without several key starters. You had just been whipped thoroughly by the same team a couple of weeks earlier.

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re: Bama/UGA versus OU/Texas

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/18/25 at 2:03 am to OU Guy

I agree. I don’t see any other way this working out without one and most likely two good SEC teams being left out of the playoff every year otherwise.

Bama/UGA versus OU/Texas

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/17/25 at 11:05 pm

Georgia can’t beat Alabama
Texas can’t beat Georgia
Oklahoma can’t beat Texas
Alabama can’t beat Oklahoma.

This thing is going to be a mess. It’s too many big dogs for one conference to be healthy.

Should Bama go ahead and

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/16/25 at 10:29 pm

Fire DeBoer now and bring back Joey freshwater or wait until next year and fire him with a lower buyout and then have Lane leave his new job after one season again?

re: I gave Chat GPT the stats from

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/16/25 at 8:26 pm to nastywideouts

Just the fact that you can go to AI and talk about this kind of stuff is mine blowing to an old man. My grandkids get a kick out of me.

I gave Chat GPT the stats from

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/16/25 at 8:21 pm

The Bama v OU game and had it predict the score. Here’s what it said
Bama 28
OU 13

What the hell kind of world are we living in now?

re: LOL. That d.a. Willie Taylor dork thinks LSU can hire Saban

Posted by UncleRoll on 11/11/25 at 6:31 pm to Pastor Mike

I still think Nick should take the LSU job with a $200 million buyout, lose every game and send LSU athletics back to the Stone Age forever as revenge for burning him in effigy.