Meaty

Before my grandpaw died he took out his gold teeth had them melted down and made a cross medallion, put it on a chain and gave it to me. I’m afraid to lose it so it lives in a box in my sock drawer so I see it often and it still makes me think of him and he’s been gone almost 30 years now.

I have a gutter downspout near the drain line of my ATU has anyone tied them together? It drains about 500 sq foot of roof, the house is elevated about 3 feet above grade. All the other downspouts drain into same ditch as drain line.

I know like 5 pounds in each titty and I’m dropping loads like a dump truck. Thanks science.

I had this waitress who would come over after she got off, one night she said she was gonna bring a friend. She showed up with my 2nd cousin I don’t go through with it, that was 20 years ago and still regret passing on that. Neither one hot but 2 chicks.

When the tooth to gum ratio is wrong. I don’t have a specific number but you know it when you see it.

Dasani tastes like it came out of a water gun

It ain’t ever subway bags I’m picking up before I cut the ditch, it’s either Popeyes or canes man must be something about that chicken.