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I might be getting a call from the HR Department

Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:25 pm
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15843 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:25 pm
Two female coworkers (no pics)who I'm friends with are talking. I walk up.

Female 1 to Female 2: "So We're getting Chick Fil A?
Female 2: "Yeah, that sounds good."
Me: "I haven't had that in a while. Can I get in?"
Female 1: "Sure. Are you going to pick it up?"
Me: "Why me?
Female 1: "Well you just walked up and inserted yourself."
~brief pause~
Me: "That's what she said!"

I couldn't help myself.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:27 pm to
You gone baw.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to
You stole their power. You should be prosecuted like the Georgia man who smacked the girl on the arse.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to
You'd have been better off slapping them on the arse.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50840 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to


Should have slapped their arses and taken even more of their power
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 1:23 pm
Posted by jclem11
Neoliberal Shill
Member since Nov 2011
7796 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to
RIP in peace your job. Enjoy unemployment.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to
I hear Walmart is hiring. Might pull you through until you learn how to keep your nasty mouth shut.

PC world out there bro. You live in it or die in it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Can I get in?


quote:

inserted yourself


quote:

That's what she said!


what we have here is a "resume generating event".
Posted by Get Real Bro
Member since Dec 2015
203 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:29 pm to
If they like you, you won’t hear from HR.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98203 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:29 pm to
Never talk to anybody at work unless it's work related. They are not your friends or your family.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120331 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42571 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:30 pm to
When keeping it OT goes wrong
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
1441 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

stole their power


Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Me: "That's what she said!"


I think he will be lucky to get off with some sensitivity training
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41640 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:31 pm to
I used to work with a few female coworkers at a previous job and we all would joke around all the time. I'm talking dirty humor. Me more than them but they would join in every once in a while. They'd laugh every time I made a dirty joke and we'd carry on with our conversation like normal afterwards. Never complained or gave any inclination that they were uncomfortable. Of course, I'd save the really dirty jokes for the guys just out of an abundance of caution but I was never targeted or reported for any of it because we were all friends and knew that it was simple humor with no additional meaning behind it.

Best group of people I've ever worked with in my life. I miss them all dearly now that I don't see them anymore.



Those two ladies are probably as cool as those I used to work with. You're probably fine. Probably.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

who I'm friends with
guess you'll know if they're really friends. friends don't snitch.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:32 pm to
Let me know if you need help updating your resume. You toast baw.
Posted by Get Real Bro
Member since Dec 2015
203 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I couldn't help myself.


That’s what she said!
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77634 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:32 pm to
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