Woman sexually attracted to Tetris is OK with people playing but they can’t date it

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A Florida woman has appeared on This Morning talking about her ‘intimate’ relationship with objects.

In particular, Tetris. Not someone named Tetris, but the game, specifically.

Twenty-year-old Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan – who prefers to be known as Fractal Tetris Huracan – has spoken about her love of the game before and was previously sexually attracted to a calculator named Pierre before she moved on with old mate Tetris in September 2016.

Now she spends up to 12 hours a day playing it on websites, her phone, and Gameboy, while speaking with Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield on Monday she explained their ‘dates’ often involve ‘playing him for hours in the library’.

‘I’m in love with the game himself and the cartridge is a vessel of presenting him,’ Fractal said. ‘Love is not something you can explain but it satisfies me and he’s just really beautiful I find him so attractive.’