Looking for some decent HDMI cables...

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BUT, this cable is TRULY worth it! Albert Einstein, in his dying breathe tried to understand quantum “spooky action”, but he failed. Audioquest seems to have found the answer! This cable is so fast that the signal gets repeated from one end to another instantly! To test this “spooky action”, I was willing to risk $1500 by cutting this cable in half. I had my wife carried the other half to China and plug it into my grandpa’s old 480p TV. Instantly, I was able to transmit a signal from Texas to Shanghai through the two halves of the cable! The picture quality was reasonably clear, albeit not any better than what my grandpa's TV could handle. This is truly spooky! My theory is that the two halves of the cable might have been entangled at quantum level. I will try to fly the other half to Mars when Elon Musk takes me there! This could be the future of long distance communication!

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This a wonderful cable, I must admit. My pixels are now perfectly square, and the color range is phenomenal, extending both into the infra-red and ultraviolet. This is a little disconcerting at first, since there seem to be an inordinate number of gibbering, drooling hell-born nightmares that inhabit the edges of the visible spectrum. However, I was able to successfully cleanse my living room with a Zima, a pinch of turmeric and a copy of 'Twilight: New Moon'.

It seems that I did make a nearly fatal mistake, however. So enamored with this cable was I that I purchased a second for my bedroom TV. In the course of events, which need not be described here, I carelessly coupled the two cables to each other, a la the ouroboros. There was a blinding flash of light, and when my vision returned, it seemed that I had inadvertently opened a portal to 1961. Not wanting to waste an opportunity, I leaped into the portal. The journey itself was not unpleasant, although I did have to share my wormhole with a very sheepish looking Barack Obama, who apparently had some business to attend to in 1961 that seemed to involve some sort of typed document.

On arriving in Vermont in 1961, I sought out a drugstore to experience real sugar Coca-Cola for myself. The drink was quite refreshing, I must say. In any event, I chanced to meet in said drugstore a sweet young girl who seemed to be quite taken with me. Over the course of the evening we became more friendly, and one thing led to another until carnal events transpired. Upon waking up the following morning, I informed my new paramour that I needed to return to my own home. She was quite inconsolable, and insisted that she would wait for my return, refusing all suitors until that time.

Having thus somewhat disentangled myself from the generous lady, I returned home and broke the circuit. It was only in the following days that I realized why the girl had seemed so familiar. I can no longer look my mother in the face, and I now also have to deal with sudden disappearance of my father, who, according to my mother, left for parts unknown before I was born.

Aside from that minor mishap, there seem to be no other serious repercussions, aside from the fact that all human males now seem to possess only one penis. It has made my love-life somewhat difficult, as you can imagine.

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Amazing product! My digital bits are so much cleaner. More importantly, it actually makes my movie plots better! As we all know, HDMI is a digital protocol, and so a bit is a bit when it comes through the other end, right? Wrong! You have to remember that those bits are transferred by pushing electrons through the metal in the cables. You also need to remember that electrons have spin at the quantum level. And, according to Deepak Chopra, with objects in a quantum state, even though actions happened in the past, they may not actually be determined until some time in your future. So you see, even though the movies have already been made, how I observe them affects the actual outcome of the movie, and by watching my movies through this amazing cable the plots of those movies have improved!

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