re: Annual Bidet Sale

Don't discount turbo mode. That sucker clears my throat when I use it. At first I thought it may just cut me in half but it does help things along.

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The dryers all suck

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I agree and disagree.

They take much longer to dry than it would take to wipe clean. My dryer is not overly hot to where it is uncomfortable. It doesn’t blow so hard that I can feel it leaving the bowl as most are saying. If I let the dryer run it’s full programmed time before shutting off, my TP use goes to zero.


So I have used toilet paper on the bidet about twice in the last six months (after thoroughly checking for the first month or two before finding I never had anything on the toilet paper).

I've never used a bidet before so please explain... How do these things clean better than TP? Those peanut butter shits when it takes half a roll of TP to clean up, you're telling me a water jet does this?

Yes. Without question. It's not even close.


Imagine a world where you shoot water on your butt for like 5 seconds, pat your butt dry, stand up and flush. Every time. No more ripped TP poop on your fingers, or infinite wiping.

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Same way that a pressure washer cleans better than a piece of toilet paper.

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For people who haven't used one (myself included), I think it's hard to imagine the water pressure they put out. You describe it as a "pressure washer", but I imagine more like a water fountain. Obviously it is somewhere in the middle, also obviously closer to a water fountain than a pressure washer, but just how hard do they shoot?

If I have a certain kind of mud on my hands, holding them under running water won't do anything.

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You describe it as a "pressure washer", but I imagine more like a water fountain.

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It’s a significantly higher pressure stream than most handheld sink sprayers. They have multiple pressure settings. The highest pressure on mine stings a bit.


I used to not trust it to do the job entirely. 90% of why I got it was for my wife to feel “cleaner” during her period (largely successful by the way).

After a solid month of not having anything on the toilet paper when this was done, I quit using the stuff all together.

It was nice to see how much less TP we used after my wife started using it.

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Anal Bidet

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FIFY

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It effin blows the shite right off your arse.

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So then my next question is does it take some practice and adjustment to get the aim just right? I imagine it blowing my balls off or water shooting up my back.

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does it take some practice and adjustment to get the aim just right

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For mine, yes. The wand extends + you can have the nozzle tilt side to side/pulse if desired. The trick for the first week or two is to get it to clean you before the warm water runs out, otherwise you’re wiping it up with wet cheeks.

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I imagine it blowing my balls off or water shooting up my back.

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The margin of error for aim is even narrower than that. It’s a pretty tight window. I’m sure you COULD get your balls/back wet, but it would generally be pretty challenging.


Not sure how others are, but mine keeps all the settings memorized. Some keep settings memorized for two people. I don’t think she has ever changed them, though. And we both wind up happy with them.