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Cristiano Ronaldo Appreciation Thread

Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:39 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:39 pm
I don't think he has received enough credit for the following. First, his bedazzled backpack:



or this, which I think is better than Balotelli's version:




Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:41 pm to
Seeing as I´m physically superior to him (with exception of the abdominal area), and the fact that he´s a complete douche, I´ll go for the back pack.

He really chaps my arse.

He is a great player, but he´s all about himself.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:46 pm to
Ronaldo deserves credit for doing the impossible.

He made Eric Wynalda sound witty on live television.
Posted by mynamebowl
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:57 pm to
I think he plays that shite up for TV. I've heard him speak several times and he doesn't come off as douchey. He actually seems more dumb to me than douchey

I was happy for him to get that goal. He deserves it.

What a freaking game man.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/24/14 at 11:59 pm to
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more dumb to me than douchey

You´re correct. His acts are douchey.

He means no harm.

But, he´s not a little boy, and surely he´s learned what is appropriate or no, with respect to a side and it´s morale.
Posted by mynamebowl
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:08 am to
Probably right. His teammates seem to like him and take him for what he is though. Incredible athletic talent make up for a lot of things.
Posted by wm72
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:10 am to
I can't decide whether his backpack or "tough guy" pose are more likely to be endlessly tweeted by the cast of Rupaul's Drag Race.
This post was edited on 5/25/14 at 12:13 am
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:15 am to
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Rupaul

Certainly CRon is in his HOF. There´s absolutely no doubt.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:17 am to
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Probably right. His teammates seem to like him

Because he´s a child mentally, and means well.

His drive to be the best however, is something else.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:26 am to
I can only imagine the conversations between him and Irina.

Probably makes the conversations between Shevchenko and his wife (who don't speak any of the same languages) look like a Chomsky-Buckley debate.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:39 am to
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I can only imagine the conversations between him and Irina.

no shite. God only knows, and probably is über confused.
Posted by engvol
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 5:06 am to
Probably just sit in bed looking at each other...
Also who doesnt want a SO who doesnt talk all the time


Anyway, Ronaldo is the best in the world atm.
One thing about him is I dont think hes ever had an off the field moment where it looks like he is causing trouble behind the scenes.
Posted by joey barton
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 6:26 am to
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But, he´s not a little boy, and surely he´s learned what is appropriate or no, with respect to a side and it´s morale.


I'm sure his teammates love him, and it's warranted. His attitude carries the team at times, so I don't think that his teammates can really be annoyed with it. It seems like he's besties w/Coentrao and Marcelo, and those are the guys who have to work extra hard when he doesn't track back.

He very well may be an idiot, but there's a reason that I'm very hesitant to listen to soccer players speak.

ETA: I mean, he scores goals. From men's league to La Liga, narcissism is an important quality for a goalscorer to have.
This post was edited on 5/25/14 at 6:33 am
Posted by engvol
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:15 am to
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He very well may be an idiot, but there's a reason that I'm very hesitant to listen to soccer players speak


Lets bare in mind he is talking to you quite fluently/well in a foreign language.


Also remember how the NFL is a no fun league and every complains about celebrations, here we have a raw passionate celebration and people complain
Posted by joey barton
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:49 am to
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Lets bare in mind he is talking to you quite fluently/well in a foreign language.


I don't listen to him. Honestly, the only thing that I can specifically recall him saying was the rant after the CSKA game a couple of years ago which was in Spanish

Roy Keane doesn't even hate Ronaldo, and Ronaldo seems like the perfect target for him
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 9:08 am to
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Probably makes the conversations between Shevchenko and his wife (who don't speak any of the same languages) look like a Chomsky-Buckley debate.

Posted by theOG
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 9:32 am to
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Seeing as I´m physically superior to him (with exception of the abdominal area)


haha, take that shite to the OT.
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 10:44 am to
goddamn this thread couldn't get any gayer
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 10:47 am to
This is the SB. Either get with it or get out.
Posted by Gmorgan4982
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 10:53 am to
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Seeing as I´m physically superior to him (with exception of the abdominal area)
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