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Congrats on the sex, USMNT
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:08 pm
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Amazingly, whether or not players can have sex at the World Cup has been a hot topic of conversation at this World Cup. It's not exactly new -- this is something that is talked about every four years -- but now it is a must-ask question to every manager and Jurgen Klinsmann has chimed in.
The United States players can have sex.
Klinsmann is going with a loose approach off of the field, allowing players' families to visit whenever they would like and even throwing BBQ's. This is the approach adopted by Bruce Arena in 2002 after a no families, no sex, all business set of rules in 1998 backfired, and it has been in effect ever since.
Carlos Valderrama has already chimed inon the issue, saying that having sex is key to relaxation at the World Cup, so the U.S. has a leg up now. And guess who can't have any sex? Mexico, that's right.
Advantage, USA.
Amazingly, whether or not players can have sex at the World Cup has been a hot topic of conversation at this World Cup. It's not exactly new -- this is something that is talked about every four years -- but now it is a must-ask question to every manager and Jurgen Klinsmann has chimed in.
The United States players can have sex.
Klinsmann is going with a loose approach off of the field, allowing players' families to visit whenever they would like and even throwing BBQ's. This is the approach adopted by Bruce Arena in 2002 after a no families, no sex, all business set of rules in 1998 backfired, and it has been in effect ever since.
Carlos Valderrama has already chimed inon the issue, saying that having sex is key to relaxation at the World Cup, so the U.S. has a leg up now. And guess who can't have any sex? Mexico, that's right.
Advantage, USA.
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:12 pm to WarSlamEagle
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:24 pm to WarSlamEagle
In a related story, Carlos Valderrama does actually have sex for those of you that were always wondering. Also, he knows a few tricks of the trade.
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Scolari said that his players can have sex, just not "acrobatic sex," which is right in line with Valderrama's thoughts.
"You should not be doing ‘the Tequendama Falls' or ‘roller coaster' or any weird pose," Valderrama said. "It should be quiet, coolly, without inventing crazy poses."
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:25 pm to Bluefin
I love this gif and use it every chance I get, but never has it been more appropriate 
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:26 pm to WarSlamEagle
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The United States players can have sex.
My body is ready.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:30 pm to rdw1690
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‘the Tequendama Falls'
Heads to google...
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:34 pm to RandySavage
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‘the Tequendama Falls'
Googled it. NSFW image below.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 12:48 pm to WarSlamEagle
Timmy Howard is going to bang everyone.
I went to the Scotland-USA game in Jacksonville in 2012 and after the game my friends and I went out... We saw Tim Howard, Fabian Johnson, Bocanegra, Terrance Boyd, Jermaine Jones, and Onyewu at this bar called Mike's. They opened the bar up and had shot girls walking around with free beers all night for everyone. Got to talk to a few of them too. Pretty awesome night, but anyways the point I was making was I saw Timmy leave with 2 woman wrapped around his arms that night.
I went to the Scotland-USA game in Jacksonville in 2012 and after the game my friends and I went out... We saw Tim Howard, Fabian Johnson, Bocanegra, Terrance Boyd, Jermaine Jones, and Onyewu at this bar called Mike's. They opened the bar up and had shot girls walking around with free beers all night for everyone. Got to talk to a few of them too. Pretty awesome night, but anyways the point I was making was I saw Timmy leave with 2 woman wrapped around his arms that night.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:07 pm to WarSlamEagle
I'm jealous of the girls that Mix will be banging.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:15 pm to 3rdRowTailgater
Im so hard right now.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:15 pm to 3rdRowTailgater
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:28 pm to WarSlamEagle
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:30 pm to WarSlamEagle
No sex for the Mexican team just means Gio's getting his butt pillaged when coach steps out.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:44 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:14 pm to 4thandinches
isn't he married?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:18 pm to PTBob
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isn't he married?
Yeah with two kids. So if he actually did bang those chicks than that's pretty fricked up.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:23 pm to rdw1690
regardless. either 4andinches is a liar or timmy is a douche bag.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:27 pm to PTBob
Tim Howard: Christian Athelete of the Week
It's possible he did some sketchy stuff, but I'm not buying he had a three way with 2 randos one night.
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“The most important thing in my life is Christ,” Howard said. “He’s more important to me than winning or losing or whether I’m playing or not. Everything else is just a bonus.” (Credit: His book “Tim Howard: The Goalkeeper”)
It's possible he did some sketchy stuff, but I'm not buying he had a three way with 2 randos one night.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 2:28 pm to PTBob
I'm not lying bro, and I won't assume anything, but he definitely left with them.
Could have been giving them a ride
Could have been giving them a ride
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:05 pm to 4thandinches
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I'm not lying bro, and I won't assume anything, but he definitely left with them.
You are full of shite.
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