Anyone here get their haircut like European footballers?

Translation = I can't get laid bc I'm ugly and have no idea how to talk to females.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have the eurocut for awhile a year and a half ago or so.

I grew my hair out though over the last year and recently buzzed my head down to a two.

It's so nice not having hair all over my fricking bathroom for once.

Guys over here are definitely sporting the classic 1920s/30s/40s pompadour with closely cut sides and a straight side part. Some vary it up by leaving the top long and textured or spiked instead of the neatly swept pompadour.

Me? I've been doing the same for a few years now: short on the sides, long on top, pull everything up and forward in a mess with a dab of product.

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I grew my hair out though over the last year and recently buzzed my head down to a two

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My hair has been thinning out on top. Started taking it down to a #2, but have recently changed it to a 1.5.

Gotze looks like a dyke. Just stick with your frat swoop baw.

I refer to it as a fashy cut not a footballer cut

The nazis had the best haircuts

More or less rocking The Ivanovic these days.





Hoping I don't graduate to The Zidane or The Bradley.

I use just a lil of this. I guess I could be construed as a pompadour but i def don't rock that part line. Zero on bottom fade.

And I edited this quickly because i accidentally copy/pasted the Rueben Randle escalator slide gif.

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not into the metro sexual/soccer deal

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then what are you doing here

The Pavel Nedved