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Woke Capitalism: Hello, we are Kellog's. We make Pop Tarts

Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18080 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:27 pm
We want to push interracial butt sex and elude to a viral video where two girls ate shite out of one cup. That's the best way to sell our breakfast diabetes.

Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:28 pm to
What in the blue frick is wrong with these idiots?
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

viral video where two girls ate shite out of one cup


I still have nightmares about this. I'll never forget when I was tricked into watching it.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:43 pm to
Have to wonder how many corporate CEOs the Swamp has prison-worthy video on.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31502 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:46 pm to
they'll be obese and/or diabetic soon, don't worry.
Posted by wookalar1013
up ta camp
Member since Jun 2017
2006 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:46 pm to
allude
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64068 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:47 pm to
Did they delete the tweet? It's not in their timeline when I look it up.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112489 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

they'll be obese and/or diabetic soon, don't worry.


True. By the time Pop Tarts were invented I was old enough to know that it was just a slab of sugar so I've never eaten one.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2306 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:11 pm to
I'm sure the gays like Kellogg's comparing their relationships with 2-girl-1-cup too.

Just go ahead and piss everyone off.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:13 pm to
Very odd given that their primary market is under age 12
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60028 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:14 pm to
I'm calling fake news. Happens to the best of us.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:17 pm to
"This is business, people"
-Tbirdspur2010
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21908 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

they'll be obese and/or diabetic soon,


Aids patients aren't obese
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21908 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:23 pm to
By the way...

Learn something about John Harvey Kellogg. The man was a fruitcake.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45285 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:24 pm to
Two dudes making out?

Sugary processed food?

I’m buying this for my kid now!

WTF
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:25 pm to
Kelloggs has been pushing the SJW BS for awhile now. They started in earnest several years ago.

They're a big company with a lot of holdings but with just a little effort a family might minimize the products they buy from Kelloggs if they are so inclined.
Posted by PickupAutist
Member since Sep 2018
3022 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:35 pm to
Two hearts, one pop tart, and billions of dollars in public health funding to keep these AIDs factories alive long enough to spread it and cook up the next superbug in their Petri dish bodies.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32495 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Learn something about John Harvey Kellogg. The man was a fruitcake.

quote:

As a leader of the anti-masturbation movement, Kellogg promoted extreme measures to prevent masturbation. He circumcised himself at age 37. His methods for the "rehabilitation" of masturbators included measures up to the point of mutilation without anesthetic, on both sexes. He was an advocate of circumcising young boys to curb masturbation and applying carbolic acid to a young woman's clitoris. In his Plain Facts for Old and Young,[37] he wrote:

Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16505 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

He circumcised himself at age 37


What the frick? Does this mean he actually performed the procedure himself? That sounds normal
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21600 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 3:57 pm to
Will never look at poptart frosting the same...
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