Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message
locked post

Whoppers Now Made From Cows That Fart And Burp Less

Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:26 am
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
4979 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:26 am
Yes folks, this is how Burger King proves to the left how "woke" they are:

No Fart Whopper

Posted by LuckyTiger
Top 1% On Onlyfans
Member since Dec 2008
52452 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:28 am to
Well Thank God.
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
4979 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:30 am to
quote:

Well Thank God.

Exactly...I can now peacefully fall asleep.

Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28108 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:30 am to
Ted Cruz wants more flatulent ridden beef. AMEN
Posted by LuckyTiger
Top 1% On Onlyfans
Member since Dec 2008
52452 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:32 am to
Some jackhole will come in here but but methane gas released in cow rectal expellations is bad for climate change...

Shut up.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31575 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:01 am to
So, the cows that fart a lot, are allowed to live? Or do they just send that hamburger to Windy's?

I always worry about my french fries, do they come from potatoes with the pink eye? Don't even get me started on the chicken nuggets.
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:36 am to
I thought we only have 9 years left? They need to go full vegetarian if they are going to save this planet. You can’t save just 1/3 of the planet in a global crisis. I mean come on we all know how much the cows hate the environment.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13229 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:48 am to
I see...but do the cow's farts now smell lemony fresh?
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 4:04 am
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4084 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:49 am to
That was the longest damn commercial I’ve ever seen. I thought it was a South Park fake out gone wrong, but it’s real.
Posted by Rogers Hog
Member since Dec 2010
335 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:50 am to
I agree with Ted, it’s ridiculous that they feel the need to have an ad campaign proclaiming lower cow flatulence. They are going for woke points for something that the weirdos will never accept as enough. Just do it and maybe if we find that it has no negative effects on the beef then encourage others to switch.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16401 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:03 am to
They’re part of the problem and would like to be part of the solution

Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
71920 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:05 am to
At least we can still get a burger until they ban cows. Is this India's fault?
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
71920 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:06 am to
I really liked the real time changes in atmosphere from driving less in like two months.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:10 am to
So they now plan to use meat from unhealthy cows. Pass.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
30093 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:13 am to
How much do buffaloes fart?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31575 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:19 am to
There use to be millions and millions of buffalo roaming the country, for millions of years, fartin everywhere they went. How come they didn't ruin the atmosphere already, before the cows did?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:20 am to
quote:

Whoppers Now Made From Cows That Fart And Burp Less

But I fart more so it's a push
Posted by Newgene
Waveland, MS
Member since Nov 2005
7284 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:24 am to
Meanwhile, humans are up to 7.8B people worldwide...and climbing. Yeah, no climate change happening from that.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:29 am to
BK is the most disgusting fast food chain out there, never fail to be filthy.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram