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Who claimed they go to church with Johnson

Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:23 pm
Posted by LChama
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:23 pm
I want to make sure i dont go there
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:26 pm to
Your mom goes to the Church of My Johnson
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:30 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:50 pm to
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Your mom goes to the Church of My Johnson

I generally don’t approve of the “Your mom” stuff, but that was a good one.
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:51 pm to
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I generally don’t approve of the “Your mom” stuff


NGAF what you like or not NIMROD
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:55 pm to
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NGAF what you like or not NIMROD

quote:

Fat Bastard

Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:57 pm to
I'm pretty sure it's that bloodthirsty GOPe_Tiger
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:08 pm to
eat shite commie
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:18 pm to
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eat shite commie


I’m a commie? That’s a first
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:20 pm to
If you're not part of the cool kid club, you're a commie on this board. I've been called that myself.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34956 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:24 pm to
I, quite literally, can’t think of a single positive thing to say about communist besides that they are, without a doubt, the best at killing communist…

But apparently I’m a commie now

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:27 pm to
Your Johnson is in daycare eating crayons while the adult Johnsons are in big church is more like it.
Posted by SPT
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:40 pm to
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I’m a commie? That’s a first


Welcome to the party pal!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:42 pm to
I eat Johnsons like you for breakfast.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:44 pm to
MAGA Mike Johnson goes to the church of Trump
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34956 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:45 pm to
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Your Johnson is in daycare eating crayons while the adult Johnsons are in big church is more like it.


What a shitty joke.

Mine was a witty your mom and dick joke combo.

Do better… although at least you aren’t throwing shite like “yous a commie” out of left field like a brain dead skitso
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:49 pm to
again eat shite commie

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34956 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

again eat shite commie


pray tell, what makes me a commie?
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:03 pm to
I'm sorry you feel that way. Remember one of the reasons the Sanhedrin was so incensed with Jesus was that instead of hanging around the Leaders of the Temple, he hung around sinners as in prostitutes, tax collectors, and including the woman with the issue of bleeding - the marginalized. That poor woman was ritually unclean, avoided by everyone.....except Jesus.

For example: The Wedding Feast at Cana. In the Gospel of John (Chapter 2) we read that Jesus and His mother attend a wedding. Whereupon he performs his first miracle when the bride and groom run out of wine. Now remember this you Mother Mary deniers - Jesus performed His first miracle at the suggestion (not demand) of his Mother. Mother Mary saw the embarassment (running out of wine was a big taboo) of the young couple, and stepped in to help. Nowhere in that passage do I read that a Jewish Rabbi, or Levi, or Scribe, or even a temple guard was in attendance. Just Jesus and His Mother. But I digress.

Years ago I too forgot an important lesson - you never know what exchange is going on inside a soul as it relates to God working in a soul (To be honest, I still struggle with it). I recall, I selfishly expressed to a priest (a former missionary priest) I didn't think a group of sinners should be allowed into our inner circle, to which I was soundly (and justifiably) rebuked. The priest rebuked me by saying,"Stop, this is the way it must be". I didn't do that anymore.

Please, I urge you to pray for Mike Johnson. Trust me he needs the prayers, and so do we. With that - please say a prayer for me - a wayfaring sinner.

Besides it's Easter. A time to walk with Jesus as He makes His way up to Golgotha.

God Bless You.
This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10898 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:06 pm to
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I want to make sure i dont go there


Why exactly?
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