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Who claimed they go to church with Johnson
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:23 pm
I want to make sure i dont go there
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:26 pm to LChama
Your mom goes to the Church of My Johnson
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:30 pm to beerJeep
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This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:50 pm to beerJeep
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Your mom goes to the Church of My Johnson
I generally don’t approve of the “Your mom” stuff, but that was a good one.
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:51 pm to Penrod
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I generally don’t approve of the “Your mom” stuff
NGAF what you like or not NIMROD
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:55 pm to Fat Bastard
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NGAF what you like or not NIMROD
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Fat Bastard
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:57 pm to LChama
I'm pretty sure it's that bloodthirsty GOPe_Tiger
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:18 pm to Fat Bastard
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eat shite commie
I’m a commie? That’s a first
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:20 pm to beerJeep
If you're not part of the cool kid club, you're a commie on this board. I've been called that myself.
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:24 pm to El Segundo Guy
I, quite literally, can’t think of a single positive thing to say about communist besides that they are, without a doubt, the best at killing communist…
But apparently I’m a commie now
But apparently I’m a commie now
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:27 pm to beerJeep
Your Johnson is in daycare eating crayons while the adult Johnsons are in big church is more like it.
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:40 pm to beerJeep
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I’m a commie? That’s a first
Welcome to the party pal!
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:42 pm to beerJeep
I eat Johnsons like you for breakfast.
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:44 pm to LChama
MAGA Mike Johnson goes to the church of Trump
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:45 pm to davyjones
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Your Johnson is in daycare eating crayons while the adult Johnsons are in big church is more like it.
What a shitty joke.
Mine was a witty your mom and dick joke combo.
Do better… although at least you aren’t throwing shite like “yous a commie” out of left field like a brain dead skitso
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:50 pm to Fat Bastard
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again eat shite commie
pray tell, what makes me a commie?
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:03 pm to LChama
I'm sorry you feel that way. Remember one of the reasons the Sanhedrin was so incensed with Jesus was that instead of hanging around the Leaders of the Temple, he hung around sinners as in prostitutes, tax collectors, and including the woman with the issue of bleeding - the marginalized. That poor woman was ritually unclean, avoided by everyone.....except Jesus.
For example: The Wedding Feast at Cana. In the Gospel of John (Chapter 2) we read that Jesus and His mother attend a wedding. Whereupon he performs his first miracle when the bride and groom run out of wine. Now remember this you Mother Mary deniers - Jesus performed His first miracle at the suggestion (not demand) of his Mother. Mother Mary saw the embarassment (running out of wine was a big taboo) of the young couple, and stepped in to help. Nowhere in that passage do I read that a Jewish Rabbi, or Levi, or Scribe, or even a temple guard was in attendance. Just Jesus and His Mother. But I digress.
Years ago I too forgot an important lesson - you never know what exchange is going on inside a soul as it relates to God working in a soul (To be honest, I still struggle with it). I recall, I selfishly expressed to a priest (a former missionary priest) I didn't think a group of sinners should be allowed into our inner circle, to which I was soundly (and justifiably) rebuked. The priest rebuked me by saying,"Stop, this is the way it must be". I didn't do that anymore.
Please, I urge you to pray for Mike Johnson. Trust me he needs the prayers, and so do we. With that - please say a prayer for me - a wayfaring sinner.
Besides it's Easter. A time to walk with Jesus as He makes His way up to Golgotha.
God Bless You.
For example: The Wedding Feast at Cana. In the Gospel of John (Chapter 2) we read that Jesus and His mother attend a wedding. Whereupon he performs his first miracle when the bride and groom run out of wine. Now remember this you Mother Mary deniers - Jesus performed His first miracle at the suggestion (not demand) of his Mother. Mother Mary saw the embarassment (running out of wine was a big taboo) of the young couple, and stepped in to help. Nowhere in that passage do I read that a Jewish Rabbi, or Levi, or Scribe, or even a temple guard was in attendance. Just Jesus and His Mother. But I digress.
Years ago I too forgot an important lesson - you never know what exchange is going on inside a soul as it relates to God working in a soul (To be honest, I still struggle with it). I recall, I selfishly expressed to a priest (a former missionary priest) I didn't think a group of sinners should be allowed into our inner circle, to which I was soundly (and justifiably) rebuked. The priest rebuked me by saying,"Stop, this is the way it must be". I didn't do that anymore.
Please, I urge you to pray for Mike Johnson. Trust me he needs the prayers, and so do we. With that - please say a prayer for me - a wayfaring sinner.
Besides it's Easter. A time to walk with Jesus as He makes His way up to Golgotha.
God Bless You.
This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:06 pm to LChama
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I want to make sure i dont go there
Why exactly?
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