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When/if we do Balkanize... What does the map look like?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:16 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:16 am
Let's just say we have enough folks who actually revolt and we get a Yugoslav type breakup.
Who sides with who? Who joins who?
This map from reddit is kind of hilarious, but scary accurate in some regards.
Its wrong in this regard, though. I say that much of the old Confederate states join together with a chunck if the very red Midwest states and basically control the Mississippi River and the breadbasket.
I don't think Texas would join this time and I don't think Florida would either. Both of this states can self sustain without having to join a coalition.
Virginia or at least the northern quadrant, is gone... They will stay with whatever is left of old US which will cover the mid Atlantic and the northeast. It will be a liberal hell hole.
Southern coalition will be Arkansas, Louisiana (maybe unless they decide to become Frenchistan or something), Alabama, Miss.,Tenn., WV, Kentucky, Indiana, South Carolina, and maybe N. Carolina, and Southern Virginia.
They'll join with Oklahoma, Indiana, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa, Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas. They also may form a partnership and trade partner with Alaska, but they may be taken by Russia.
Cali makes its own republic then a civil war breaks out within and it splits into many separate countries.
Texas may even split up as well, with some joining the new Confederate Midwest coalition.
Colorado stays solo and makes $$ off weed sales.
Coastal pac northwest join with Cali for a commie hell hole in the most beitiful land in the world.
Nevada and the southwest states join as one.
Hawaii remins the most racist state and expels all the haoles.
Who sides with who? Who joins who?
This map from reddit is kind of hilarious, but scary accurate in some regards.

Its wrong in this regard, though. I say that much of the old Confederate states join together with a chunck if the very red Midwest states and basically control the Mississippi River and the breadbasket.
I don't think Texas would join this time and I don't think Florida would either. Both of this states can self sustain without having to join a coalition.
Virginia or at least the northern quadrant, is gone... They will stay with whatever is left of old US which will cover the mid Atlantic and the northeast. It will be a liberal hell hole.
Southern coalition will be Arkansas, Louisiana (maybe unless they decide to become Frenchistan or something), Alabama, Miss.,Tenn., WV, Kentucky, Indiana, South Carolina, and maybe N. Carolina, and Southern Virginia.
They'll join with Oklahoma, Indiana, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa, Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas. They also may form a partnership and trade partner with Alaska, but they may be taken by Russia.
Cali makes its own republic then a civil war breaks out within and it splits into many separate countries.
Texas may even split up as well, with some joining the new Confederate Midwest coalition.
Colorado stays solo and makes $$ off weed sales.
Coastal pac northwest join with Cali for a commie hell hole in the most beitiful land in the world.
Nevada and the southwest states join as one.
Hawaii remins the most racist state and expels all the haoles.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 2:23 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:31 am to Jack Ruby
To add. In the new Confederate Midwest coalition, Marxism, socialism and any communist proganda or even discussion is outlawed. There is freedom of religion, but Christianity is installed as the offical state religion.
Every citizen is issued a plated "CMWSA" shotgun with 100 buckshot shells for home defense.
St Louis and Atlanta become prison colonies, Escape from NY style.
Capitalism is stilled as an unbreakable form of gov.
Immigration is capped to retain present demographics. Any illegal will be deported and sent to California.
Every college must drop all social and liberal arts degrees except for Art History, History, and Theater (we still need an entertainment industry and historians). Education is riddled of all Marxist concepts and teachers must teach only with textbooks and chalk boards. No computers. If you fail, you go to work via public works programs or choose to emigrate to the old Northeast.
MLK teachings of co-existing and judging men on their merits is posted in every school along with Founding fathers photos and the declaration of independence.
Government personell will be capped and term limits are required for all reps and senators. Border walls will be erected around the entirety of the country.
Every citizen is issued a plated "CMWSA" shotgun with 100 buckshot shells for home defense.
St Louis and Atlanta become prison colonies, Escape from NY style.
Capitalism is stilled as an unbreakable form of gov.
Immigration is capped to retain present demographics. Any illegal will be deported and sent to California.
Every college must drop all social and liberal arts degrees except for Art History, History, and Theater (we still need an entertainment industry and historians). Education is riddled of all Marxist concepts and teachers must teach only with textbooks and chalk boards. No computers. If you fail, you go to work via public works programs or choose to emigrate to the old Northeast.
MLK teachings of co-existing and judging men on their merits is posted in every school along with Founding fathers photos and the declaration of independence.
Government personell will be capped and term limits are required for all reps and senators. Border walls will be erected around the entirety of the country.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 2:37 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:36 am to Jack Ruby
Doesnt have to be that complicated
You take 35 miles from the coast from Boston to DC and 25 miles from the coast from Seattle to San Diego.
Those are the east and west Socialist Republics
You have already just made it an overwhelming majority of support in the rest of real America. Hopefully the rest of the minions move the their favored Socialist Republic.
Then you cut off the water and food supply to those Socialist Republics and let it be known what happens when you try that shite.
You take 35 miles from the coast from Boston to DC and 25 miles from the coast from Seattle to San Diego.
Those are the east and west Socialist Republics
You have already just made it an overwhelming majority of support in the rest of real America. Hopefully the rest of the minions move the their favored Socialist Republic.
Then you cut off the water and food supply to those Socialist Republics and let it be known what happens when you try that shite.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:07 am to Jack Ruby
I think my favorite is Ohio.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:33 am to YF12
quote:
Doesnt have to be that complicated
You take 35 miles from the coast from Boston to DC and 25 miles from the coast from Seattle to San Diego.
This, or just give them 50% of you describe on the West coast. The ones from the East, and everywhere elsein the current U.S., will move there.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 am to Tigerhalen
Once the new nations form... No asylum for the Commies. They can rot in their hell hole utopia with no police and no tax base.
Don't let the businesses move into the new place. Let them reap what they sow as well. It's not worth the extra finances. Keep it a Jeffersonian dream of agri-heavy society.
If you do let in the companies... No tax breaks and no incentives and no H1B visas. The board must also have no Marxists or anyone who has ever donated to a Democrat.
Don't let the businesses move into the new place. Let them reap what they sow as well. It's not worth the extra finances. Keep it a Jeffersonian dream of agri-heavy society.
If you do let in the companies... No tax breaks and no incentives and no H1B visas. The board must also have no Marxists or anyone who has ever donated to a Democrat.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 5:45 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:44 am to Jack Ruby
I like the BBC of new liberia
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:56 am to Jack Ruby
My house and property will be frickoffistan...
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:39 am to Jack Ruby
Texas will split. The metro areas decidedly progressive, but the rural area are overwhelming conservative.
Pretty impressive, really.
Pretty impressive, really.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:44 am to Jack Ruby
quote:
Let's just say we have enough folks who actually revolt
Revolt about what?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:45 am to DEG
quote:
Revolt about what?

good one!
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:51 am to Jack Ruby
That map is extremely stupid. Downvote.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:58 am to gthog61
The only reason that map was made was to draw a cock and balls on the south.
Would make for nice war cries and advertising for tourism, though.
"I fight for the shaft! I fight for Penistan!"
"Don't know if you want to see Penistan? Try just the tip!"
Would make for nice war cries and advertising for tourism, though.
"I fight for the shaft! I fight for Penistan!"
"Don't know if you want to see Penistan? Try just the tip!"
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:03 am to Jack Ruby
That map is funny.
In all reality though, full Balkanization would lead to much smaller nation states.
For example, why would the Cajuns want anything to do with the impending shite storm that would an independent New Orleans or Baton Rouge (or worse...a combination of the two = Chocolatia - headed by their first president: Gravey Chambers).
What about the Northshore? Will the original “lone star republic “ re-emerge?
What about Shreveport to West Monroe? Is that Gramblingland?
In short, it ain’t happening, but if it ever did, it would be a clusterfrick of biblical proportions.
In all reality though, full Balkanization would lead to much smaller nation states.
For example, why would the Cajuns want anything to do with the impending shite storm that would an independent New Orleans or Baton Rouge (or worse...a combination of the two = Chocolatia - headed by their first president: Gravey Chambers).
What about the Northshore? Will the original “lone star republic “ re-emerge?
What about Shreveport to West Monroe? Is that Gramblingland?
In short, it ain’t happening, but if it ever did, it would be a clusterfrick of biblical proportions.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 7:45 am
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:04 am to Jack Ruby
It's fricking ignorant to think that this might ever happen.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:29 am to Jack Ruby
What strikes me, is that map is kinda sorta what we have now. What's fricking it up is the federal government tyranny, and all the little dictators who refuse their constitutional bounds, to include the Supreme Court.
So really what we need is a constitutional revival, with the re-establishment of the plain language interpretation of the constitution, which would result in the dissolution of 85-90% of the federal government, and literally tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands or rules, mandates, and edicts handed down by unconstitutional bureaucrats.
So really what we need is a constitutional revival, with the re-establishment of the plain language interpretation of the constitution, which would result in the dissolution of 85-90% of the federal government, and literally tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands or rules, mandates, and edicts handed down by unconstitutional bureaucrats.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:33 am to Jack Ruby
Waste of time thinking about this; we aren’t balkanizing
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:38 am to Jack Ruby
Subtle BBC through the cotton belt
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:47 am to Jack Ruby
I think most of rural America is on about the same page. There are a lot of differences from region to region but the core values are still there.
It's the large metro areas that would fracture into pieces.
It's the large metro areas that would fracture into pieces.
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