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When a student wore a MAGA Hat To Class, his teacher stopped having sex with him

Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:12 am
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:12 am


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Fair warning to all you Drumpf lovers out there: You might want to keep scrolling past this story, because a Resistance smackdown this epic may be too much for you to handle: A student in this Toledo, OH high school wore a MAGA hat to class, and his incredible teacher’s amazing response was to completely stop having sex with him every day after school.

Absolutely perfect. Now THIS is how you secure a W for the right side of history!

As soon as ninth-grader Eric Rollins walked into her morning social studies class sporting his MAGA hat, his teacher, 34-year-old Amanda Higgins, stepped up by immediately pulling him out into the hallway and telling him point-blank that she would no longer be meeting him in secret to have sex in the football field snack stand during study halls. Yep, this teacher is the kind of heroic lover of freedom who simply refuses to have an affair with any student of hers who supports Trump’s despicable administration.

How’s that burn feel, Drumpf lovers??

So. Epic. It’s not always easy to take a stand in a world where bigotry of all kinds has become the norm since Treasonous Trump took the reins, so it’s absolutely thrilling when someone like Amanda Higgins claps back by telling her Trump-supporting student that she’ll no longer be having sex with him in her car after he’s done with wrestling practice. That 15-year-old MAGA shithead just found out the hard way that actions have consequences.

Ms. Higgins, we salute you! The Resistance believes that you deserve to be having sex with a student who believes in freedom and equality for all—not a hateful and bigoted Trump supporter like Eric. Let this be a warning shot to all you Dump lovers out there: If you support this corrupt administration, your days are as numbered as the president’s, because there are plenty more badass takedowns like this on the horizon!


Take that Drumpfkins
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57459 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:13 am to
so was she arrested?
Posted by NDonahue
Member since Apr 2016
1053 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:13 am to
Why do people think that using Trump's ancestral family surname is an insult?
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33893 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:15 am to
This is type of great shite that SNL and the late night shows miss out on by pretty much refusing to make fun of the left

ETA: people in this thread, ClickHole is owned by The Onion cmon man
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 10:43 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95816 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:15 am to
She needs to wax that upper lip.

Possibly the lower lips too.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22943 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:15 am to
Doesn't look real at all
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5179 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to
So completely gloss over the statutory rape to point out the kid was turned down because of a MAGA hat? Classic American liberalism.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to
quote:

hat 15-year-old MAGA shithead just found out the hard way that actions have consequences.



He already sprayed her guts 100 times. He still won.


#MAGA all up in those guts
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123951 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to
quote:

When a student wore a MAGA Hat To Class, his teacher stopped having sex with him
This has got to be a spoof
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21918 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:17 am to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Doesn't look real at all


Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50558 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:17 am to
Is that a parody site?
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31096 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:18 am to
Make Amanda Great Again
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18800 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:19 am to
The Onion get a name change?
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22536 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:19 am to
Pretty sure this is a joke
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22943 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:22 am to
Things like that have to be said. People on a message board will run with it like it's true.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:23 am to
From a website called "ResistanceHole"

Posted by FrenchToast
The French Kitchen
Member since Jan 2016
1810 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:26 am to
quote:


Martian Law
ResistanceHole
6/04/18 2:02pm
This kind of resistance works because my wife did the same thing to me when she found out I was sleeping with her sister. Lesson learned.


Only one comment after the article...

So is the police now on their way to arrest her for statutory rape since she just admitted having sex with a minor?
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:27 am to
quote:

FrenchToast
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12515 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:37 am to
So he is still wearing a MAGA hat to school and She is still sneaking off to have sex but now it’s with 300 pound female that smells like fish ? She clearly showed him who the boss is . You guys are sick .
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