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When a student wore a MAGA Hat To Class, his teacher stopped having sex with him
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:12 am
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:12 am
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Fair warning to all you Drumpf lovers out there: You might want to keep scrolling past this story, because a Resistance smackdown this epic may be too much for you to handle: A student in this Toledo, OH high school wore a MAGA hat to class, and his incredible teacher’s amazing response was to completely stop having sex with him every day after school.
Absolutely perfect. Now THIS is how you secure a W for the right side of history!
As soon as ninth-grader Eric Rollins walked into her morning social studies class sporting his MAGA hat, his teacher, 34-year-old Amanda Higgins, stepped up by immediately pulling him out into the hallway and telling him point-blank that she would no longer be meeting him in secret to have sex in the football field snack stand during study halls. Yep, this teacher is the kind of heroic lover of freedom who simply refuses to have an affair with any student of hers who supports Trump’s despicable administration.
How’s that burn feel, Drumpf lovers??
So. Epic. It’s not always easy to take a stand in a world where bigotry of all kinds has become the norm since Treasonous Trump took the reins, so it’s absolutely thrilling when someone like Amanda Higgins claps back by telling her Trump-supporting student that she’ll no longer be having sex with him in her car after he’s done with wrestling practice. That 15-year-old MAGA shithead just found out the hard way that actions have consequences.
Ms. Higgins, we salute you! The Resistance believes that you deserve to be having sex with a student who believes in freedom and equality for all—not a hateful and bigoted Trump supporter like Eric. Let this be a warning shot to all you Dump lovers out there: If you support this corrupt administration, your days are as numbered as the president’s, because there are plenty more badass takedowns like this on the horizon!
Take that Drumpfkins
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:13 am to Sentrius
Why do people think that using Trump's ancestral family surname is an insult?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:15 am to Sentrius
This is type of great shite that SNL and the late night shows miss out on by pretty much refusing to make fun of the left
ETA: people in this thread, ClickHole is owned by The Onion cmon man
ETA: people in this thread, ClickHole is owned by The Onion cmon man
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 10:43 am
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:15 am to Sentrius
She needs to wax that upper lip.
Possibly the lower lips too.
Possibly the lower lips too.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to Sentrius
So completely gloss over the statutory rape to point out the kid was turned down because of a MAGA hat? Classic American liberalism.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to Sentrius
quote:
hat 15-year-old MAGA shithead just found out the hard way that actions have consequences.
He already sprayed her guts 100 times. He still won.
#MAGA all up in those guts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:16 am to Sentrius
quote:This has got to be a spoof
When a student wore a MAGA Hat To Class, his teacher stopped having sex with him
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:17 am to PaperTiger
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Doesn't look real at all
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:19 am to Sentrius
The Onion get a name change?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:19 am to DabosDynasty
Pretty sure this is a joke
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:22 am to BowlJackson
Things like that have to be said. People on a message board will run with it like it's true.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:23 am to Sentrius
From a website called "ResistanceHole"
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:26 am to Sentrius
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Martian Law
ResistanceHole
6/04/18 2:02pm
This kind of resistance works because my wife did the same thing to me when she found out I was sleeping with her sister. Lesson learned.
Only one comment after the article...
So is the police now on their way to arrest her for statutory rape since she just admitted having sex with a minor?
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 10:29 am
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:37 am to Sentrius
So he is still wearing a MAGA hat to school and She is still sneaking off to have sex but now it’s with 300 pound female that smells like fish ? She clearly showed him who the boss is . You guys are sick .
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