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What clever comeback should DeSantis use when Newsom brings up his high heels tonight

Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Larry_Sinclaire
Member since Apr 2021
347 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:44 pm
Like "At least I'm down to earth"
or "Rather be short in height than brains"
or "Better to munch on your momma's cooter from down here"
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99001 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:47 pm to
“I got them from your mother when I fricked her.”

It’s on cable so I assume they’re allowed one F-bomb.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85803 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:47 pm to
Not as high as the homeless on your city streets
Posted by Larry_Sinclaire
Member since Apr 2021
347 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Not as high as the homeless on your city streets


I like this one
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99001 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:50 pm to
Could also go with, “I need the elevation to stay above all of the feces and drug needles on your streets.”
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46074 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:54 pm to
If Greasy makes a remark about Bootsy Desantis and his boots, Bootsy should walk over to Greasy, rub his hand across Greasy's slicked hair, take that greasey hair product, rub it on his boots, pull out a clean white buffing towel and shine his boots.
Posted by Bazzatcha
Member since May 2017
746 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:01 pm to
I'm surpriesed you haven't mandated my shoes in California to prevent heroin needles from stabbing people in the feet. I bet if they were made in China you would have.
Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
11709 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:42 pm to
DeSantis needs to just ditch those things. I don't care about a man's height. I think most people care about results and confidence. High heels doesn't show confidence.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53340 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:46 pm to
He should call him American Psycho like Alex Jones does.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21568 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:48 pm to
He doesn't need height. That little bastard Saban has most of Alabama kissing his arse.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45760 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:54 pm to
I add an extra 1/2" for every half a million citizens that move out of California to Florida.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
4373 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:18 pm to


quote:

I'm surpriesed you haven't mandated my shoes in California to prevent heroin needles from stabbing people in the feet. I bet if they were made in China you would have.


lol
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73596 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Could also go with, “I need the elevation to stay above all of the feces and drug needles on your streets.”


Very solid
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19451 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:32 pm to
It’ll be nice to see two mature adults (even though Newsome is a commie) actually debate some real issues other than fashion…..which seems to be what Cuck45 is all about.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260483 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 6:34 pm to
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people,"

MAGA is firmly in the latter two.
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