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re: Wanna Talk about the Drowned Paddleboarder Found on Obama's Property on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:17 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:17 am to
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It was not like the man was out in open ocean. This is inside a quiet bay with a barrier to the ocean. With the exception of a small channel for boats to pass in and out is fully enclosed from the surf, no rip tides, no crashing waves, no undertow. Last I checked, paddle boards and the paddles float, so it wasn't like there was nothing close by to grab for staying afloat, unless the man was stoned, drugged and/or unable to think. Even though the bay was a very calm & placid location, to put yourself in that situation (alone, wearing black, night time, no life jacket, can't swim, etc.) is so stupid that it defies belief. How do you fall off a paddle board in flat water??
Who was with him? Who called 911?
Posted by RichardPound
Member since Dec 2021
287 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:17 am to
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Is the urgency to off somebody an immediate one without time to do research?


They are aware of how completely braindead their base is and that they will 100% believe whatever story the media feeds to them
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:18 am to
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AggieHank86


Holy shite you are too stupid to quit.

Tell us again that analysis about how there was only a 100:1 shot of the obamas knowing the only other black guy in the area who either paddle boarded out from their house or several miles away.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162973 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:19 am to
there are photos of the Chef with Dubya. Obama took him home to be his house chef though.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:20 am to
As Rohan said, the key is staying calm. It is easy to drown when you panic. A friend and teammate of mine in HS drowned in the waist deep water of a lake. He could have just stood up, but he panicked, and even in water that shallow it took us a good long time to find him when we realized he was missing because the water was not clear.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 9:33 am
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:23 am to
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either paddle boarded out from their house or several miles away
The public access point for paddle boards and kayaks is located in a city park on Turkeyland Neck, less than a quarter mile from the site of the drowning.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 9:26 am
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
18539 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:30 am to
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 9:33 am
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75434 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:31 am to
It causes you emotional distress to accept that dude was tight with Hussein. Just say it.
Posted by LSUvet72
Member since Sep 2013
13103 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:33 am to
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paddle board access at Turkeyland


Hank you know so much but your reasoning of same is much less than a Turkey walking into a slaughter plant.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:34 am to
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It causes you emotional distress to accept that dude was tight with Hussein. Just say it.
Not in the slightest. Based on limited facts, it was statistically unlikely. This case bucked the odds. Such is life.
Posted by bizeagle
Member since May 2020
1274 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:34 am to
oh, I forgot to mention, the ankle tether on paddle boards, you are tethered to a floating paddle board. I guess this man was not using the the ankle tether, as well as not wearing a life jacket. The combination of dumb decisions in this scenario is almost too foolish to believe.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37184 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:36 am to
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Who was with him? Who called 911?

I saw the 911 call came from the Obama residenctial address but I'm sure they have phones outside the house, pool area or somewhere. The caller might have had his cell phone in a water proof pouch. But seems like there would be Secret Service people assigned to the property to keep it safe even when the Obama's aren't there. Otherwise, they would not know what they were coming home to. Lots of questions to be answered but we might not be the ones who ever hear the answers.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22821 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:36 am to
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One of those explanations is reasonable. The other … less so.


Well when you are just making shite up in one of your explanations, the other will look more reasonable by comparison

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IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and IN PUBLIC


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this all happened in full view of the public


100 ft from the shore of a former presidents mansion located on an island not capable of accommodating an extra bus full of people for 48 hours is not in full view of the public.

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Both technically possible. Is one more statistically-likely than the other? Yes.


You have already shown us your ineptitude in understanding or applying statistical probabilities earlier in this thread when you told us there was less than 1% chance the Obamas knew this guy.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22821 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 9:57 am to
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Based on limited facts, it was statistically unlikely. This case bucked the odds. Such is life.


The initial report in the OP said the call came from the Obama residence. I think that would make them, absent any other information, the most likely to know the victim.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:16 am to
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The initial report in the OP said the call came from the Obama residence.
You live across the street from Central Park. Watching the sunset from your window, you see someone shot and call 911. Does this mean you knew the victim?

100:1 was a bit of hyperbole. I admit that. But it was a guy on a paddle board in a public waterway popular with kayakers and paddle boarders, less than a quarter mile from the public access point where members of the public put their craft into the water. Add that he was a Black man in a very White area, and the odds are probably closer to 10:1 than 100:1.
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I think that would make them, absent any other information, the most likely to know the victim.
More likely than any one given neighbor on the pond? I agree with that and did not say otherwise. Ethnicity alone would make it more likely than any randomly-selected neighbor. Statistically more likely than any other possibility? not so much.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 10:37 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107320 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:27 am to
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Holy shite you made yourself look like a complete fool in this thread



That's Hank in virtually every thread.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107320 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:40 am to
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One of those explanations is reasonable. The other … less so.


Would you say the odds are about 100:1?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107320 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:44 am to
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Both of their books from latest deal set records. They got tons of money upfront but seems like it paid off for all involved. You act like the publishing company gave them money for nothing.


yep, money for nothing
and their dicks for free
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
13314 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:46 am to
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Was Hillary visiting and just couldn't restrain herself?

Hillary just posted something on Twitter about climate change and how we need to do our part.

I almost replied with “Clearly, you’re doing yours by killing people and contributing to population decline! Keep up the good work!”

But no lie, I don’t wanna get killed myself so I backed down. I got a family and don’t need to have a “heart attack” with 2 bullets to the back of my head.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107320 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 10:50 am to
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Lots of questions to be answered but we might not be the ones who ever hear the answers.


I can virtually guarantee we never hear the real answers, but I'm not gonna post any odds.
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