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Walked past a soyboy at the grocery store
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:18 pm
He got some fearful look on his face beforehand, like either he was fearful of walking past me per the "pandemic", or he just didn't like the idea of walking past an old boy who would obviously never be invited to any of his soyboy parties
His hesitation was noticable
So I waved him through
I said, "come on by, everything is safe," and I smiled at him because I'm a Christian trying to love everyone, and made definite eye contact, and it was almost as if he wanted to take off running from me
He was obviously appalled at my existence, while he scooted his limpy arse past me as quick as he could
He was scared
Because i'd spoke to him
I'll be speaking to all of them now. I won't waste an opportunity. I'll keep track in my head how many of them get scared
His hesitation was noticable
So I waved him through
I said, "come on by, everything is safe," and I smiled at him because I'm a Christian trying to love everyone, and made definite eye contact, and it was almost as if he wanted to take off running from me
He was obviously appalled at my existence, while he scooted his limpy arse past me as quick as he could
He was scared
Because i'd spoke to him
I'll be speaking to all of them now. I won't waste an opportunity. I'll keep track in my head how many of them get scared
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
And God bless them
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If one finds themselves amongst a bunch of soy boys one should learn self awareness.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry the soyboy slayer.
Keep up the good work buddy.
Keep up the good work buddy.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Was there not 6 feet of space?
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:25 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
This did not happen
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Great, tough guy.
Maybe you smell bad and look like a creep....
Pretty suspect anyway, walking down the soy aisle and making direct eye contact with other dudes....
Maybe you smell bad and look like a creep....
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made definite eye contact
Pretty suspect anyway, walking down the soy aisle and making direct eye contact with other dudes....
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:27 pm to AU86
There's my boy
War Eagle
War Eagle
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I was just in Albertson's earlier and everyone is is giving the old "frick you" to the one way aisles and going up and down as they please...
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Today, I went to the closest Lowes to my house - about 45 miles away - and could not believe the prevalence of grown men wearing masks. Another baw without a mask in the lumber section made eye contact with me and nodded. We didn’t have to say anything to each other, it was understood; we were amongst a bunch of sissies.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:46 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Cool story bro. It's actually funny to imagine this story from the other guy's perspective, if he was lost in thought thinking about his grocery list and didn't even notice this old man down the aisle looking bug eyed at him making hand gestures, then got snapped out of his day dream and made a beeline past the weird creepy guy.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:48 pm to Ricardo
quote:And the alpha male won sending little soy boy running back to the safety of the mothers.
Poor kid just wanted to go shopping and you made it into a Mutual of Omaha confrontation on the Serengeti.
Now back to marlin who's with the women of the village having pie...
Posted on 5/24/20 at 4:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Writing something this in depth describing the movements, appearances, and inner monologue of another man you don’t know seems a lot more soy than wearing a mask.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:06 pm to ValDawgsta
It took me seconds to write it
You consider it "in-depth"?
You consider it "in-depth"?
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:08 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You sound like a creepy pervert.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:10 pm to Mo Jeaux
No, that would obviously be the soyboy
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You mean the guy minding his own business, and not flirting with other guys? No, you probably just creeped him out because he’s not gay. Or, if he is, he isn’t into fat, creepy looking guys.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:12 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
quote:
and nodded. We didn’t have to say anything to each other, it was understood; we were amongst a bunch of sissies.
My grocery store will require masks as of June 1st.
I’ll be changing stores.
Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:14 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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