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Venezuelan Warship fires on and rams German Cruise Ship; sinks.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:44 pm
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Summary:
German cruise ship sitting in int’l waters doing engine maintenance.
Venezuelan warship approaches, says “eyyyy whatchu doin esse? You not supposed to be ‘ere, you better follow us back to Venezuela if you know what’s good for you homes.”
German ship capt doesn’t do shite.
Venezuelan Warship gets impatient, fires on the boat and tries to ram it to push the bow toward Venezuelan waters.
Sinks from the damage of ramming.
German cruise ship was rated for ice waters, sustained minor scrapes. Left the sinking Venezuelan ship and headed out.
Summary:
German cruise ship sitting in int’l waters doing engine maintenance.
Venezuelan warship approaches, says “eyyyy whatchu doin esse? You not supposed to be ‘ere, you better follow us back to Venezuela if you know what’s good for you homes.”
German ship capt doesn’t do shite.
Venezuelan Warship gets impatient, fires on the boat and tries to ram it to push the bow toward Venezuelan waters.
Sinks from the damage of ramming.
German cruise ship was rated for ice waters, sustained minor scrapes. Left the sinking Venezuelan ship and headed out.
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Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:46 pm to cokebottleag
When I read the title, I thought the German cruise ship sank and was like OMG. This would be funny except for the poor Venezuelan sailors.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:46 pm to cokebottleag
Germans
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:47 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
German cruise ship was rated for ice waters, sustained minor scrapes. Left the sinking Venezuelan ship and headed out.
Socialism fails again.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:47 pm to cokebottleag
I recently learned that the Germans attempted a colony in Venezuela.
Klein-Venedig
They should step up and colonize them again.
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Klein-Venedig
They should step up and colonize them again.
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Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:48 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Venezuelan warship approaches, says “eyyyy whatchu doin esse? You not supposed to be ‘ere, you better follow us back to Venezuela if you know what’s good for you homes.”
If only more posters would take the time to add color commentary to their articles...
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:48 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Venezuelan warship
sounds intimidating
quote:
Venezuelan Warship gets impatient, fires on the boat and tries to ram it to push the bow toward Venezuelan waters. Sinks from the damage of ramming.
guess not
This was a big battle, probably engaged at least a third of each of their navies
excuse me, it was a German cruise ship, oh well, once pressed into service it would be a third of their navy probably
This post was edited on 4/2/20 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:49 pm to cokebottleag
That is an awesome story and outcome
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:50 pm to cokebottleag
I feel like a bad person for laughing at that.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:53 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
I hope that the German capt stood on the deck and flipped them off and laughed at them as he pulled away.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:56 pm to cokebottleag
So synopsis of this is a cruise ship sank a Venezuelan warship?
Talk about being the butt of the jokes at the next OPEC meeting.
“Hey. Yea. This is Nicholas... no guys I’m not coming in on a paper airplane. Hey... ummm.. Vladimir isn’t gonna be there is he?”
Talk about being the butt of the jokes at the next OPEC meeting.
“Hey. Yea. This is Nicholas... no guys I’m not coming in on a paper airplane. Hey... ummm.. Vladimir isn’t gonna be there is he?”
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:59 pm to badlands
quote:I laughed out loud, kind of spit up a bit. I came into it thinking the German Ship sank, and then to read the outcome it was funny plot twist and makes so much more sense. and the comment about Venezuelan Warship sounds intimidating
I feel like a bad person for laughing at that.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:02 pm to cokebottleag
Even the Argentinians fought better vs a Cruise Ship than this, and they got stomped by a British cruise ship, during Falkland Islands events.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:02 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
quote:
That is an awesome story and outcome
"We should be more like Venezuela."
Bernie Sanders.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:04 pm to cokebottleag
Well, I guess Juan Pablo Jones was taking no chances.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:05 pm to Dale51
Germans be like 
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:07 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Venezuelan Warship gets impatient, fires on the boat and tries to ram it to push the bow toward Venezuelan waters.
Sinks from the damage of ramming.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:14 pm to cokebottleag
quote:Is that a cockney-ebonics dialect??
You not supposed to be ‘ere, you better follow us back to Venezuela if you know what’s good for you homes.”
Posted on 4/2/20 at 6:18 pm to cokebottleag
When I first read the thread title I thought wow German Cruiser but now I'm wondering if the cruise ship will paint an x over a Venezuelan warship on their bridge.
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