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US Air Force draws 'sky penis' near Russian base
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:29 pm
he leadership for U.S. Air Forces in Europe has determined that a KC-135 aerial tanker did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern near a Russian base in Syria recently, said USAFE spokesman Capt. Ryan Goss.
“The KC-135 Stratotanker (RAKE71) operating in the Eastern Mediterranean adjusted between multiple different flight tracks during the course of the mission,” Goss said in a recent statement. “While these adjustments and movements appear to create a vulgar outline, there was no intent by the pilots or the unit to do so. As we continue to look into this, USAFE-AFAFRICA, AMC [Air Mobility Command] and the USAF will continue to maintain the highest standards of professionalism and airmanship.”
Earlier this week, the aircraft took off from Chania International Airport and flew east of Cyprus. FlightRadar24, a flight tracking service, shows that the KC-135’s flight path included an oval and two circles, prompting the Italian newspaper la Repubblica to speculate that the plane had drawn a sky penis in front of Russia’s naval base in Tartus, Syria.
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Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:31 pm to Mr Boyles
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern
And so what if they did?
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:32 pm to Mr Boyles
I do NOT support the war (especially with my tax dollars) but that pilot awesomeness 
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:32 pm to Mr Boyles
Down with the patriarchy!
Oh, wait, penis jokes are hilarious!
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:33 pm to Mr Boyles
Is that a mans or woman's penis?
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to Jack Carter
Why can only men and women have penises?
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to Mr Boyles
That 777's rascal is up to his tricks again. 
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to Mr Boyles
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern

Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:36 pm to Green Chili Tiger
The brass will not find this humorous.
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:36 pm to Green Chili Tiger
by the way - this was BREAKING fricking News on CNN - kid you not!
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:38 pm to TDTOM
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The brass will not find this humorous.
Maybe not in front of the cameras, but behind the closed doors they are laughing their asses off.
This post was edited on 11/4/22 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:40 pm to Jack Carter
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Is that a mans or woman's penis?
first political chuckle of the day
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:44 pm to Traveler
Not 777 but a workhorse stratotanker!
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:56 pm to Mr Boyles
Sounded familiar. Ran a search. One of more than a dozen instances.
Military pilots especially seem to like doing this. Navy, 2018
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:58 pm to Mr Boyles
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern
MALE privulij!!
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:03 pm to Traveler
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Maybe not in front of the cameras, but behind the closed doors they are laughing their asses off.
The fact that we have military leaders that actually address this stuff just goes to prove how weak the senior leadership really is.
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:40 pm to Mr Boyles
Contrails>radar track
But God says "Hold my beer"

But God says "Hold my beer"

Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:53 pm to Jack Carter
It’s Rachel Levine’s penis.
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