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US Air Force draws 'sky penis' near Russian base

Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Mr Boyles
Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:29 pm


he leadership for U.S. Air Forces in Europe has determined that a KC-135 aerial tanker did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern near a Russian base in Syria recently, said USAFE spokesman Capt. Ryan Goss.

“The KC-135 Stratotanker (RAKE71) operating in the Eastern Mediterranean adjusted between multiple different flight tracks during the course of the mission,” Goss said in a recent statement. “While these adjustments and movements appear to create a vulgar outline, there was no intent by the pilots or the unit to do so. As we continue to look into this, USAFE-AFAFRICA, AMC [Air Mobility Command] and the USAF will continue to maintain the highest standards of professionalism and airmanship.”

Earlier this week, the aircraft took off from Chania International Airport and flew east of Cyprus. FlightRadar24, a flight tracking service, shows that the KC-135’s flight path included an oval and two circles, prompting the Italian newspaper la Repubblica to speculate that the plane had drawn a sky penis in front of Russia’s naval base in Tartus, Syria.

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Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80681 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:31 pm to
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern


And so what if they did?
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28481 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:32 pm to
I do NOT support the war (especially with my tax dollars) but that pilot awesomeness
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46924 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:32 pm to

Down with the patriarchy!


Oh, wait, penis jokes are hilarious!
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
12200 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:33 pm to
Is that a mans or woman's penis?
Posted by METAL
Member since Nov 2020
2406 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to
Why can only men and women have penises?
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26375 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to
That 777's rascal is up to his tricks again.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50737 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:34 pm to
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern


Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25893 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:36 pm to
The brass will not find this humorous.
Posted by Mr Boyles
Member since Mar 2022
1600 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:36 pm to
by the way - this was BREAKING fricking News on CNN - kid you not!
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26375 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:38 pm to
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The brass will not find this humorous.

Maybe not in front of the cameras, but behind the closed doors they are laughing their asses off.
This post was edited on 11/4/22 at 3:43 pm
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49505 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:40 pm to
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Is that a mans or woman's penis?


first political chuckle of the day
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90398 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:44 pm to
Not 777 but a workhorse stratotanker!
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76376 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:46 pm to
He drew the sky penis.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:56 pm to


Sounded familiar. Ran a search. One of more than a dozen instances.

Military pilots especially seem to like doing this. Navy, 2018
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96800 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 3:58 pm to
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did not mean to fly in a phallic flight pattern


MALE privulij!!
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20180 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:03 pm to
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Maybe not in front of the cameras, but behind the closed doors they are laughing their asses off.


The fact that we have military leaders that actually address this stuff just goes to prove how weak the senior leadership really is.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4100 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:40 pm to
Contrails>radar track



But God says "Hold my beer"

Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28481 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7898 posts
Posted on 11/4/22 at 4:53 pm to
It’s Rachel Levine’s penis.
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