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Update to toobin: was masturbating to an election simulation featuring New Yorker writers

Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:37 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:37 pm
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Jason Koebler
@jason_koebler
This has been updated with significantly more detail. Toobin was masturbating during a break-out session during an election simulation featuring various New Yorker all stars


Posted by Scruffy
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:37 pm to
I don’t understand what that is.

At all.

Who are New Yorker all stars?

Was he masturbating to an electoral map?

This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 4:38 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:38 pm to
So he was actually in motion?

Sick pervert.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:38 pm to
I actually accuse our leftist posters of beating off over political shite they espouse.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:38 pm to
Can we get some pics of the women who work there with him so we can try to guess who he was beating it to?
Posted by gthog61
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Was he masturbating to an electoral map?



quote:

during an election simulation featuring various New Yorker all stars


Biden is going to get 400EVs - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh
Posted by rb
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

This has been updated with significantly more detail. Toobin was masturbating during a break-out session during an election simulation featuring various New Yorker all stars
I mean,....who hasn’t?
Posted by texn
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:42 pm to
“Oh, you said ‘election simulation’. Sorry, I misunderstood.”
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:43 pm to
What a fricking creep this is. Does he find it exciting how he and his frickhead friends in the media are trying to rig an election? The thought of getting this dementia riddled retard across the finish line gets him Randy?

What a frickin weirdo.
Posted by rb
Georgia
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:44 pm to
Can you link that Twitter please?
Posted by dpd901
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:44 pm to
this one with NY celebs that gives the dems votes afterwards?

Posted by TxWadingFool
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Posted by Wee Ice Mon
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:46 pm to
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Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

various New Yorker all stars

One of those all stars had his undivided attention.
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20828 posts
Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.


Jane Mayer



Masha Gessen




Sue Halpern



Posted by jatilen
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

an election simulation featuring various New Yorker all stars


Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:48 pm to

Tenderizing the Toob steak.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:50 pm to
A big fat nope from me.
Posted by KCT
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Was he masturbating to an electoral map?



If he's a typical soy boy, he probably gets off on how well-hung Florida is.


This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 4:53 pm
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