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University Provides Hockey Pucks to Professors to Fight Off Potential Gunmen...

Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:56 am
Posted by Music_City_Tiger
Nashville, TN
Member since Feb 2018
1087 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:56 am
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There are somethings that are too crazy to make up. And this is one of them. Faculty and staff at Oakland University in Michigan are being trained to fight off would-be gunmen...with hockey pucks.


TownHall

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
We did this yesterday.

You need BHP to comment on this
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:08 am to
Its such a violent sport. Good call by the administration. This will save lives.
Posted by TurkeyBaconLeg
Houston
Member since Jul 2018
1699 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:16 am to
I doubt this will save lives, but hockey pucks do hurt like hell when you get hit with one.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:34 am to
So, hit a man holding a gun with a hockey puck and expect him to run away? Yeah, that’s gonna work. No.
Posted by TurkeyBaconLeg
Houston
Member since Jul 2018
1699 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:37 am to


WHAT HAPPENS IF THE GUNMAN SHOWS UP WEARING ONE OF THESE?
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2044 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:41 am to
I’ve had teeth knocked out by a hockey puck. The only thing this will even slow down is a soy fueled shooter
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78086 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:45 am to
quote:

University Provides Hockey Pucks to Professors to Fight Off Potential Gunmen...


in other news, the Onion just declared bankruptcy today saying they can't compete with real stories.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 10:46 am
Posted by thomass
Member since Jan 2014
3526 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:00 am to
Do they have hockey puck licenses?
Posted by BoulderReb
Broomfield, CO
Member since Nov 2013
492 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:30 am to
Hmmm...if I'm in a classroom, a would-be gunman is coming through the door, and all my professor has is a bucket of hockey pucks; goodbye everyone.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6844 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:55 am to
Apparently the students cannot be trusted to carry pucks to defend themselves with..... can the teachers at least carry them concealed to surprise the shooter?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21589 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:18 pm to
Mama always told me, "Don't take a hockey puck to a gunfight".
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99041 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:22 pm to
I see the wisdom in this plan. The professor throwing the hockey puck could piss off the shooter enough that he uses up a lot of ammunition killing the professor repeatedly, thus giving the students a chance to escape.

Posted by BoulderReb
Broomfield, CO
Member since Nov 2013
492 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:24 pm to
How to make absolutely certain you'll get shot by a would-be gunman. Hit him in the crown of his head with a hockey puck.

Hit ME with a hockey puck outside of a hockey rink and I will take you out and I don't mean on a date.
Posted by Rogers Hog
Member since Dec 2010
335 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:31 pm to
I wonder why hockey pucks it seems so random I mean why not croquet or skee balls it seems like they would be more accurate and probably cheaper as well.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6081 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:50 pm to
Somebody thought " slap shot " meant something else.
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3264 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 1:57 pm to
Rocks are free
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