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Trump's Gridiron Zingers
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:01 am
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:01 am
—On attending: "I was very excited to receive this invitation and ruin your evening in person. That's why I accepted."
—On his son-in-law: "We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security."
—On Vice President Mike Pence: "He is one of the best straight men you're ever going to meet ... he is straight. Man." Trump also said, "I really am proud to call him the apprentice "
—On Attorney General Jeff Sessions: "I offered him a ride over and he recused himself. What are you going to do?"
—On The New York Times: "I'm a New York icon. You're a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings."
—On former chief strategist Steven Bannon: "That guy leaked more than the Titanic."
—Another jab at the media: "I just want to say this, this is one of the best times I've had with the media — this might be the most fun I've had since watching your faces on election night."
What makes this funnier (at least to me) is that it's not a stretch to believe some of these could have come from his Twitter
#MAGA
—On his son-in-law: "We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security."
—On Vice President Mike Pence: "He is one of the best straight men you're ever going to meet ... he is straight. Man." Trump also said, "I really am proud to call him the apprentice "
—On Attorney General Jeff Sessions: "I offered him a ride over and he recused himself. What are you going to do?"
—On The New York Times: "I'm a New York icon. You're a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings."
—On former chief strategist Steven Bannon: "That guy leaked more than the Titanic."
—Another jab at the media: "I just want to say this, this is one of the best times I've had with the media — this might be the most fun I've had since watching your faces on election night."
What makes this funnier (at least to me) is that it's not a stretch to believe some of these could have come from his Twitter
#MAGA
This post was edited on 3/4/18 at 11:03 am
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:04 am to Bard
Our President has the best words!
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:07 am to Bard
When did this happen? That's gold.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:29 am to HempHead
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When did this happen?
Last night.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 11:35 am to Bard
quote:
On The New York Times: "I'm a New York icon. You're a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings."
That one had to hurt.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 12:28 pm to Bard
He has clearly lost it! Unstable!
Posted on 3/4/18 at 12:34 pm to Bard
So On, My President
Thank You God
Thank You God
Posted on 3/4/18 at 12:53 pm to Bard
Still happy that we have a president being trashed by the media, but he fights back instead of bending over and letting them frick him in the arse. Like Bush, it wouldn't matter whether he stayed quiet or defended himself, there was always going to be a heavy slant making the administration look worse than it was. This pushback is just making the media work harder.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:03 pm to Bard
Please he tell me said all that
Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:07 pm to Bard
I was trying to view his roast of himself and saw even the news is saying his humor HIGHLIGHTED HIS REAL PROBLEMS
Donald Trump Jokes Melania Might Leave Him At Gridiron Club Dinner - YouTube
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I also think I saw yahoo news say Trump likes the idea of being President for Life and it seemed like they were serious...
It seems some in the media didn't get it. His staff warned him they would take him seriously...
Donald Trump Jokes Melania Might Leave Him At Gridiron Club Dinner - YouTube
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I also think I saw yahoo news say Trump likes the idea of being President for Life and it seemed like they were serious...
It seems some in the media didn't get it. His staff warned him they would take him seriously...
This post was edited on 3/4/18 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:07 pm to Bard
quote:
We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:08 pm to Bard
quote:
"I'm a New York icon. You're a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings."
Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:14 pm to Bard
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“Nobody does self-deprecating humor better than I do. It’s not even close,” said Trump, who skipped last year’s dinner. He also said: “I was very excited to receive this invitation and ruin your evening in person. That’s why I accepted.”
The annual dinner of the Gridiron Club and Foundation, now in its 133rd year, traced its history to 1885, the year President Grover Cleveland refused to attend. Every president since has come to at least one Gridiron.
“Rest assured, Mr. President, this crowd is way bigger than Cleveland’s,” Club President David Lightman, congressional editor for McClatchy News, told the white-tie audience at the Renaissance Washington Hotel. The organization said the event attracted about 660 journalists, media executives, lawmakers, administration officials and military officers.
Taking jabs in jest
Members of the Washington press corps sharpened their wits for musical and rhetorical takedowns of the president, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Trump’s own one-liners closed out the evening and included:
• On his son-in-law: “We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security.”
• On Vice President Mike Pence: “He is one of the best straight men you’re ever going to meet … he is straight. Man.” Trump also said, “I really am proud to call him the apprentice.”
• On Attorney General Jeff Sessions: “I offered him a ride over and he recused himself. What are you going to do?”
• On The New York Times: “I’m a New York icon. You’re a New York icon. And the only difference is I still own my buildings.”
• On former chief strategist Steven Bannon: “That guy leaked more than the Titanic.”
Appearing to be a good sport at the dinner — he laughed and applauded at times during the evening’s entertainment — Trump had fired off a tweet at the national press hours earlier:
“Mainstream Media in U.S. is being mocked all over the world. They’ve gone CRAZY!” He linked to a story by a conservative pundit saying Trump and his family are victims of “unparalleled” press attacks.
The major political parties found themselves skewered in parody songs in musical skits. By Gridiron tradition, rebuttals came from one Republican, Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas, and one Democrat, New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu.
Cotton made light of what he called the source of his personality: the common touch of Harvard, the sensitivity of the army and the personal touch of Dick Cheney. On the Russia investigation, he said, “Everyone knows the Trump campaign couldn’t collude with the RNC in Pennsylvania.” The only senator in his 30s says he’s looking for a role model and “the search continues.”
With an eye on the president, Landrieu said: “We’re both overweight and balding. I just have an easier time admitting it.” Noting that Trump had a lonely job, the mayor remarked, “I understand lonely because I’m a Democrat from the South.” The New Orleans official also observed, “No matter how many times we say it, we don’t drain the swamps, either.”
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Posted on 3/4/18 at 1:26 pm to deltaland
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Please he tell me said all that
He absolutely did. The Gridiron Dinner is one of those roasts where a President can let loose with whatever Daily Show-esque lines his writers have been holding back.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 2:38 pm to Bard
INB4: the first idget starts a thread saying Trump wants to be President for life.
Posted on 3/4/18 at 4:46 pm to Bard
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I probably could have found a way to get the Democrats to stand and clap. … They didn’t. They were like frozen. I said black unemployment is at the lowest point in history. No emotion. They sat other than Manchin. He stood up. Thank you, Joe. He’s still paying the price for that. I said Hispanic unemployment is at the lowest level in history, record. There was no emotion. But I decided I wasn’t going to change anything. I wasn’t going to get them to stand. I didn’t know how. … I was not going to include a salute to Fidel Castro. They would have stood up. They would have cheered. …
Ouch.
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