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Thomas Massie Takes His Lying to New Levels

Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:38 pm




He's angling for that senate seat. Imagine shamelessly using a man's death for your political gain after the people have thoroughly rejected you.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
91970 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:41 pm to
fricking Meghan McMassie is full of shite
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40509 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:43 pm to
He's obviously frickin lying. Even if McConnell is actually awake (I highly doubt it), there is frickin zero chance he is telling Massie he is "really sorry" about his loss. I mean for fricks sake. This guy is so full of shite.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109129 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:47 pm to
Interesting how many people claim they spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes each. They all claim it was about policies and issues, foreign and domestic. Lol. We all have seen Mitch in pressers where he freezes up inside of a couple of minutes but we are to believe all of these 20 minute conversations. Hilarious.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
91970 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:48 pm to
No way he is lying.

He is the most principalled frick ever.

Many a dipshit on here have crowded over his performance!
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40509 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:49 pm to
After reportedly being in a coma, brain dead, and on life support. He woke up suddenly preaching policy to anyone who would listen. Apologizing to men half his age and in fine health while he's dying.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
13497 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:56 pm to
Is this the Bee?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40509 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:58 pm to
Maybe instead of the Senate seat Massie actually angling for a writing position with the Bee?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104906 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:08 pm to
The Bee’s quality is better than “The Joos did it!”

Maybe he should try The Onion instead.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69597 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:11 pm to
BoarEd’s sarcasm meter is completely broken. It’s a pretty funny troll for a few reasons, albeit in bad taste. He is mocking Turtle for being a deep state swamp rat and I think making fun of the Scott Jennings tweet about how spry Turtle was today.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
91970 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:13 pm to
Sarcasm?

You sure it wasn't doctored?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40509 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

BoarEd’s sarcasm meter is completely broken. It’s a pretty funny troll for a few reasons


Sarcasm?

Your descent into retardation gets more and more hilarious by the day.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98042 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:21 pm to
Ready for him to never to be heard from again. Dude is seething still

Enjoy your cuckoldry pinecone
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69597 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:21 pm to
It’s hilarious because everyone knows Turtle would never say those things. This is Trump level trolling. Think McFly think.
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
147 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:23 pm to
You goober, he’s being sarcastic.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40509 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Dude is seething still


I could see this being the case. He is definitely a frickin' bitch.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
47335 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:51 pm to
This board needs a minimum IQ threshold to start threads.

How on earth can you read this and not immediately recognize this as a sarcastic joke tweet?

Call him out for mocking someone in poor taste, that would be a legitimate criticism rather than retardedly misunderstanding this and claiming he is lying
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20062 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:17 pm to
Holy shite
Some of you are remarkably stupid
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26699 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:22 pm to
It’s a joke, FFS.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
13624 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

He's obviously frickin lying. Even if McConnell is actually awake (I highly doubt it), there is frickin zero chance he is telling Massie he is "really sorry" about his loss. I mean for fricks sake. This guy is so full of shite.


It is a joke riffing on these suspiciously similarly worded “I just talked to Mitch, he’s definitely not brain dead” tweets from other GOP politicians.
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