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The Big Chill could not be made today

Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:54 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4971 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:54 am
All white reunion. No minorities, no LGBTQ representation, it would be cancelled immediately and Lawrence Kasdan would be cancelled, scorned and driven out of the business.

This is the wonderful world we now currently live in. And guess who is responsible for all the fricking shite.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64660 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:56 am to
We are. We have done nothing to deter this second coming of America.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14981 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:15 am to
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this second coming of Soviet Union.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21301 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:25 am to
Jesus how long is the list of movies that couldn't be made today?!
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24356 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:28 am to
And all the big companies doing this are saying it’s hurting their bottom lines making movies like this, so the real question is why are they continuing to do it?
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:29 am to
Well, that is being remedied by the queen of England being portrayed as black
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
1565 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:54 am to
Now do Blazing Saddles
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
4991 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:34 am to
Bill Cosby replaces William Hurt
Rachel Levine as Glen Close
Anne Heche as Kevin Costner
Wanda Sykes as Jobeth Williams
Gretchen Whitmer as Tom Berenger
Meathead plays Mary Kay Place
George Takai as Jeff Goldblum
Meg Tilly as Meg Tilly
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
4544 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:36 am to
The Brady Bunch could not be made today.

it would legit be considered white supremacy
Posted by captainFid
Vestavia, AL
Member since Dec 2014
4739 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:56 am to
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this second coming of Soviet Union.


Just what we need... Marvels' Red Dawn Wolverinnies ... "exclusively made up of bitchy, entitled females [and that one black trannie] Instagram influencers" who use their influence to fight soldiers invading the United States. "Instead of laying down (like they would really do), these girls fight back"
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20330 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:05 am to
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The Big Chill could not be made today
All white reunion. No minorities, no LGBTQ representation


It will probably be remade though, except one of them will be Asian, one/two black, one/two hispanic, and somewhere have some kind of gay romance issue. And just for shits and giggles have one of them be non-binary or whatever the frick.

Then nobody will go see it and the critics will say it's because America hates gays/women/minorities/etc.

Someone at Disney has probably already tried to pitch it and since they can't seem to stop throwing away money, it's probably in development.
Posted by RockinDood
Member since Aug 2020
918 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:29 am to
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The Big Chill could not be made today


Dude, fricking “Coming to America” couldn’t be made today. This is not a race problem. It’s a culture problem, and we are ALL poorer for it.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
4991 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:44 pm to
If remade, the Kevin Costner part would be a gender- confused Native American amputee who committed suicide because it was cyberbullied off its land by Vlad Putin
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7579 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:47 pm to
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Jesus how long is the list of movies that couldn't be made today?!

Caddyshack would be an unfortunate casualty.
Posted by LegalEazyE
Madison, Wisconsin
Member since Nov 2023
2157 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 9:13 am to
Imagine if they tried to make Blazing Saddles or Airplane! today. There's no F'ing way.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3558 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 12:38 pm to
Was watching Sixteen Candles last night and got to the part about them talking about having their way with Jake’s girlfriend because she is too drunk to know what’s happening -
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5489 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 12:41 pm to
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Anne Heche as Kevin Costner
I laughed I’m rather ashamed to say.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
4991 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 12:50 pm to
It’s a difficult reference to grasp for all but those close to the movie
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37632 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 1:01 pm to
How about Animal House?

Could never get made today.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8191 posts
Posted on 11/28/23 at 1:13 pm to
Just watched a Clint Eastwood film from the 70s. They turn around to check out girls' asses in bikinis, asked the white guy sleeping with the black girl how those black ones are, said "that's mighty white of you", and the dog's name was ****.
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