Stumbled into an epic Twitter account: Barista union organizer.

First sign someone knows they have shite takes?

They disable replies.

Is that a nerdy guy or a lesbian woman

Not clicking to find out

Shes the baddest bitch and none of us could make to the morning break making lattes but she can't handle a Twitter reply

These people all look the same.

What will these people do during the apocalypse?

I worked the grill at a 5 star restaurant/hotel for a full year before graduate school.

Bitch doesn't know shite. I never once bragged about correctly timing out tickets and having as many as 42 cuts of diff meat of various sizes and requested temps on my sun-broiler at the same time. It wasn't important and was a means to get the money to pay for school. Was it stressful at times? Yes, but you power through because the minute you bitch you get rocked and fall behind, overcook, or incorrectly time out an order with the rest of the table.

But pouring coffee, running a blender, and adding enough syrup to make a diabetic cringe is SOOO fricking hard

Yep…these people have zero idea of the mental fortitude it takes for jobs that challenge them mentally…they equate everything to one thing and one size fits all. It’s truly sad

Progs are ugly people. Gaetz was right on the money.

These people make coffee for a living, it's not exactly splitting the atom. Viva la drip, comrades.

I spent the last week on the 20th floor of a reactor working on a line that was sandwiched 6” between the reactor and 539 degree pipe but… he ain’t lying, I would never be able to handle being a barista.