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Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
I was just trying to buy some food and minding my own business, and this homo is staring at me.

Can't wait until I can get to a barbershop again so I can have short hair like I usually do. I let it get too long and people start getting the wrong idea.


rsbd
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
You had soy on the corners of your mouth, or at least that’s what it looks like


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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
Was it Biden? Probably thought you were a woman with the long hair, and was gearing up to sniff n’ scratch you.


viceman
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
never mind, beaten to the Biden joke
This post was edited on 5/24 at 5:38 pm


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cadillacattack
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
Did he offer you his best wiener grilling tips for Memorial Day?


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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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Was it Biden? Probably thought you were a woman with the long hair, and was gearing up to sniff n’ scratch you.


#metoo



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MeatCleaverWeaver
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
He is probably a homo and has an inherent gaydar and it was pinging on you because of your tendencies .

But, seriously, where are you? I’ve had three haircuts already in the great State of GA.


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But, seriously, where are you? I’ve had three haircuts already in the great State of GA.


Live on the MS coast but work in Louisiana.


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auggie
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
Cool story sis.


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Sid in Lakeshore
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 5:33 pm


It took over an hour...… PT aint the OT, that's for sure....


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Philzilla2k
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
Because you need a haircut? I haven't had a haircut in almost 2 years. Do you have a big manly beard? That might help.


TerryDawg03
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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But, seriously, where are you? I’ve had three haircuts already in the great State of GA.


I said it’s great to be a Georgia Bulldog.


Bayou
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
Were you sporting wood?


Bestbank Tiger
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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Do you have a big manly beard? That might help.


Can't grow one anymore. I'm physically capable but there would be gray spots.



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TerryDawg03
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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Were you sporting wood?


When?


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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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I was just trying to buy some food and minding my own business, and this homo is staring at me.


Do you live in Delaware? Is he running for President?


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walley tux
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
obviously you were giving off a gay vibe, their gaydar is seldom wrong.

you should seek counselling to help you come to grips with your gayness.

good luck and god bless....prayers sent!


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Kentucker
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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I was just trying to buy some food and minding my own business, and this homo is staring at me.


You should probably quit choosing cucumbers based upon how they fit into your mouth. That would cause anyone to stare.


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Ailsa
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
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Was it Biden? Probably thought you were a woman with the long hair, and was gearing up to sniff n’ scratch you.



He bites too.

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km
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re: Some creepy old dude was giving me the eye at the grocery store
You sure have pretty lips


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