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re: SO Iran puts a 30,000 dollar bounty on every US soldier

Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
13352 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:04 pm to
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I thought Iran was out of money and couldn't even pay their army?


Why do you think this statement requires any money?

Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11769 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:15 pm to
The Iranian military has officially announced a bounty equivalent to $30,000 for capturing or killing any member of the United States military. The declaration was made by the Commander-in-Chief of the Iranian Army, Major General Amir Hatami, during a public address.

Key Details of the Announcement--

Bounty Amount: $30,000 USD, which is equivalent to roughly 5 billion Iranian tomans.

Gender Bonus: The reward will be doubled to $60,000 if the capture or killing is carried out by an Iranian woman.

Funding Source: State media outlets like IRNA report that the bounty is intended to be funded by "the Iranian people" through public financial contributions.

Operational Context: Hatami did not specify a timeframe or exact geographical locations where these actions are expected to occur.
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
6243 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:29 pm to
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Iran puts a 30,000 dollar bounty on every US soldier




I got dibs on this dude! Y'all go get ur own!

So ummm... Obviously, I'd never sell out a us soldier to a Muslim or any other country. But... Ummmm... What about this guy?
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 2:30 pm
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
12084 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:53 pm to
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Funding Source: State media outlets like IRNA report that the bounty is intended to be funded by "the Iranian people" through public financial contributions.




They have no way to pay these bounties, but people here are still getting bent out of shape. I remember a time when Americans would laugh at feckless threats. My, how we've changed.
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
61092 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:57 pm to
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I thought Iran was out of money and couldn't even pay their army?


Holy shite dude. An attempt to be witty? It take 1.86 million Iranian Rials to equal 1 USD.

ETA: if it’s USD there is no way they will be paid out.
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 2:59 pm
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25250 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 3:06 pm to
Lol.... well, let's be honest here, that's not a risky bet since there are no US soldiers likely to be had!! Unless Iran can figure put how to sink a navy ship or shoot down a military plane!
Even then, they couldn't get the pilots that ejected!
Iran is being destroyed day by day. The sanctions are crippling them and at some point the people will become hungry enough to rise up again.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56689 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 3:06 pm to
So this Iran guy is talking big and that's supposed to SCARE me?

I hope we never stop bombing them until the IRGC is annihilated.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25250 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 3:09 pm to
They have no way to pay these bounties, but people here are still getting bent out of shape. I remember a time when Americans would laugh at feckless threats. My, how we've changed

It's the low testosterone, weak minded, limp wristed, MSM propaganda believing wimps that take this seriously.
Myself and others do not require anyone else to think for us. We are capable of watching, listening, and making our own conclusions with confidence. Like men are supposed to do. Lol
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42122 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 3:10 pm to
Looks liner with economy is still strong enough to offer 30k.


I am so confused.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
27729 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 3:27 pm to
They are broke. However, it should not be taken lightly.
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
1018 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 6:48 pm to
Agree, but no nuke!
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
1018 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:02 pm to
Right on lake chuck fan, we need to have a sense of humor too and offer $100,000 per IRCG head (In rials). Frick all those goat herding,non-showering, douches!
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
5382 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:04 pm to
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That won't even get you a burrito in Iran right now.


Well yeah, because they don't eat burritos in Iran.
Posted by DeBoar
Member since Jan 2024
5790 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:05 pm to
This isn’t the first time this has happened. You really think Iran is going to pay rogue idiots 30k? You sure do eat a lot of propaganda for dinner.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
27287 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:34 pm to
Are they gonna pay the bounties from the money Obama sent them?
Posted by gumbeaux
Member since Jun 2004
5564 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:36 pm to
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You sure do eat a lot of propaganda for dinner.


A Trumptard actually saying this? :lol:
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 7:37 pm
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
359 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:49 pm to
He’s the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1972 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 7:58 pm to
Yeah cause that’s what a nation does when winning a war.

Fricken terrorists doing terrorist things getting cheered on by retards.
Posted by Drew1964
Member since Nov 2024
334 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:55 pm to
Wait until after midterms. They will no longer have a country. It’s coming.
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