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Posted on 11/25/18 at 12:43 pm to Brosef Stalin
You win internet for today
Posted on 11/25/18 at 12:55 pm to TheFolker
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:01 pm to udtiger
quote:
Actually, it is. The first orcs were corrupted elves
That's one of the theories Tolkien proposed. That would apply to the first orcs.. their offspring (so nearly 100% of all orcs) certainly aren't transmogrified elves
merely a corrupted imitation of elves/humans. "Yet this is held true by the wise of Eressëa, that all those of the Quendi who came into the hands of Melkor, ere Utumno was broken, were put there in prison, and by slow arts of cruelty were corrupted and enslaved; and thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orcs in envy and mockery of the Elves"
"The Orcs were beasts of humanized shape (to mock Men and Elves) deliberately perverted / converted into a more close resemblance to Men... It remains therefore terribly possible there was an Elvish strain in the Orcs. These may then even have been mated with beasts (sterile!) – and later Men. Their life-span would be diminished. And dying they would go to Mandos and be held in prison till the End."
"To the unfriendly who, not knowing them well, declared that Morgoth must have bred the Orcs from such a stock the Eldar answered: 'Doubtless Morgoth, since he can make no living thing, bred Orcs from various kinds of Men, but the Drúedain must have escaped his shadow; for their laughter and the laughter of Orcs are as different as the light of Aman from the darkness of Angband.' But some thought, nonetheless, that there had been a remote kinship, which accounted for their special enmity. Orcs and Drûgs each regarded the other as renegades."
This post was edited on 11/25/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:04 pm to Parmen
Orcs: WE wuz elfs
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:04 pm to Nguyener
This is the gayest shite I’ve read all week.
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:09 pm to Lawyered
quote:
what a little snowflake bitch you must be to be serious about this and to post this.
Translation
Please don't point out my side's insanity.
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:12 pm to bmy
Jesus you are pathetic.
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:15 pm to ManBearTiger
quote:
Jesus you are pathetic
I'm not the one claiming that orcs are elves who chose a life of evil and then their physical body magically began to appear corrupted to match the corruption of their spirit/soul/heart
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:25 pm to Parmen
I blame it on the breakdown of the Orc nuclear family, and the secondary results of bussing and entitlements.
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:44 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Morgoth/Sauron’s entitlement programs ruined orcs
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:45 pm to bmy
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The Orcs were beasts of humanized shape (to mock Men and Elves) deliberately perverted / converted into a more close resemblance to Men...
Soooo...…….. Democrats?
This post was edited on 11/25/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 11/25/18 at 1:45 pm to bmy
Correct. you're the one spouting off about shite you're ignorant of.
This post was edited on 11/25/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 11/25/18 at 3:05 pm to ManBearTiger
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Correct. you're the one spouting off about shite you're ignorant of.
That orcs aren't elves? Do you even fantasy bro
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