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re: ShamWow guy files to run for TX 31 as a Republican.

Posted on 11/24/25 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31958 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 8:54 am to
Those pitch guys are one signature away from being Amway salesmen...
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
35355 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:07 am to
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I hope he wipes the floor with his opponent

That's gold right there.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
42033 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:09 am to
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We’ve got the Sham Guy and the Pillow Guy? fricking stacked


Don't forget the mattress guy in Houston!
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4106 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:22 am to
don't be so quick to judge - his platform is a "one-man mission to “destroy wokeism.”

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72939 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:53 am to
I own a slap chop knockoff, I use it, it's good.

I own the shamwows. They suck. They don't soak up anything. Complete garbage.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22947 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:53 am to
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being too rough with prostitutes

He got smacked around by a prostitute, and the mug shots showed the beating he took.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106919 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:58 am to
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We’ve got the Sham Guy and the Pillow Guy? fricking stacked


Dems have Life Alert.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87413 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:04 am to
I thought he was dead.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4282 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:36 am to
I want to move there just to vote for him.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31742 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:45 am to
I live in this district. Carter needs to go, but not with this guy.


However we also have the psycho latina chick from Missouri moving here to run as well.


Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31742 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:47 am to
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I thought he was dead.



that's Billy Mays.




who would have thought that this guy made it this far, but Billy Mays died of cocaine?
Posted by PurpleCrush
ATL
Member since May 2014
1265 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 12:29 pm to
Change his name to Bobby or Nicky and nobody will ever know and he can get elected.
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1208 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 1:35 pm to
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I own the shamwows. They suck. They don't soak up anything. Complete garbage.


But….

They were made in Germany.

They always make good stuff.
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