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Sen Ted Cruz has facially prepared for 2nd US Civil War this week
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:35 pm
TBB: Ted Cruz grows out mutton chops in preparation for civil war in the US
AUSTIN, TX — Tensions have escalated dramatically between the federal government and the Lone Star State as illegal immigration continues unabated at the southern border. Following the Supreme Court's decision in favor of the Biden Administration's right to remove razor wire placed by Governor Abbott's National Guard, Texas Senator Ted Cruz grew out mutton chops in preparation for Civil War.
"I do declare that the fed'ral gubment has overstepped its authoriteh," said the Texas lawmaker to a crowd of armed Texans as his extravagant sideburns jiggled dramatically with each drawling syllable. "Our dear state is under bombardment by both invaders from the south and those good-fer-nuthin', carpet-baggin' bureaucrats from up nooowaath."
The crowd reportedly cheered in response, firing their AR-15's and pitchforks into the air with hoots and hollers. The state's southern belles then began lining up to donate their fine jewelry to the cause of smelting enough razor wire to surround the entire state in addition to the city of Austin.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:43 pm to shamrock
Cruz is a coward who allowed Trump to insult his wife and family and then kissed his arse/ring. You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:45 pm to Purplehaze
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You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:45 pm to Purplehaze
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Cruz is a coward who allowed Trump to insult his wife and family and then kissed his arse/ring. You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges.
Get over it. They are all politicians.
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:14 pm to Purplehaze
lol nobody cares about your fat, disgusting, hag wife
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:15 pm to MrLSU
Ted is looking like Burnside of the Union
Needs to try and look more like Lee
Try to look like you belong to the good guys, Ted
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:22 pm to Purplehaze
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You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges
Posted on 1/26/24 at 11:31 pm to Purplehaze
You are also not a politician who supports states rights above all else.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 6:28 am to MrLSU
Nothing to do with his position on the issue, but it looks really hokey.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:02 am to Purplehaze
Take it easy grandpa. You’ll give yourself a stroke.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:19 am to loogaroo
I don’t think Cruz would suck a cock for a vote… but he probably all in for two votes.
You are right. They are all lying arse politicians but Ted is scum and just as bad as SJL.
You are right. They are all lying arse politicians but Ted is scum and just as bad as SJL.
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:19 am to BBONDS25
Burnside won at Gettysburg …. I think that’s all he won
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:21 am to Purplehaze
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You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges.
Oh god you dork
Posted on 1/27/24 at 7:21 am to Purplehaze
quote:Gotta call Bravo Sierra on this. My guess is that you'd stand there silently and then talk an 18-wheeler load of Bull Excrement after he left.
You insult my wife and I will need bail money for the assault charges.
This post was edited on 1/27/24 at 7:22 am
Posted on 1/27/24 at 9:28 am to Bass Tiger
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Beauregard Cruz.
@Bass Tiger Thank you for this!! I laughed my rear off!!
Not gonna lie, you made me spit coffee out of my mouth when I read your post!!
This post was edited on 1/27/24 at 9:29 am
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