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Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:52 am to oklahogjr
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Protect Trump yard sign quote: Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity?
Are you telling us you're too stupid to electrify a sign with metal parts? Jesus christ dude
You speak like the simpleton who was once a victim of an electrified sign, or maybe you was tha baw who peed on the electric fence.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:53 am to Gtmodawg
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:56 am to PsychTiger
quote:Another variant...
Electricity and rat traps are two options, then there’s...
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:56 am to Gtmodawg
quote:Someone has never worked with electric fencing.quote:You probably ought not be wearing shitty shoes. If you do not complete the circuit to ground you will never know if the fence is on or not. Simple physics.
That’s weird. Every time I’ve touched an electric fence, I’ve been shocked if it’s on.
Shoes are magic.
quote:Theory is lovely.
insulators are "magic" if you have no knowledge of electrical theory....
I always wear thick, rubber-soled work boots when fooling with electric fencing. Trust me, it will still give you a good jolt unless you are very, very careful.
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 10:02 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:57 am to AggieHank86
quote:Bingo.
Someone has never worked with electric fencing.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:58 am to Wolfhound45
And also...
Posted on 9/22/20 at 9:59 am to Cshaw91
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Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity?
No but I can refer you to a good attorney
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:10 am to AggieHank86
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Theory is lovely. I always wear thick, rubber-soled work boots when fooling with electric fencing. Trust me, it will still give you a good jolt unless you are very, very careful.
A perfectly clean pair of brand new rubber boots might protect you for a few minutes, until they get a little bit dirty. All it takes is a small amount of ionized material on the boots, and they will complete the circuit to the ground. It only takes a small amount of ionized material, so probably, if you put those boots on and take a few steps through grass, that's enough to do the trick.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:11 am to Cshaw91
solder small barbed fishhooks on the back like a man. Let that sign catch them.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:11 am to Jbird
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Here ya go GermanDawg.
LINK
Cattle hooves are a good insulator btw.
Good link...says exactly what I have said. Thank you. I notice it does not mention the transformer previously mentioned. Strange that.
"Cow hooves are good insulators" WOW. That's why linemen wear cow hoof gloves instead of rubber....much to he chagrine of cows and delight of rubber tress....
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:13 am to Cshaw91
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Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity? Just ordered two signs and I live in the garden district in BR so there’s like a 90% chance my sign will be stolen
You need gauze pads, ball-bearings and 3 in one oil
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 10:14 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:14 am to Gtmodawg
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"Cow hooves are good insulators" WOW. That's why linemen wear cow hoof gloves instead of rubber....much to he chagrine of cows and delight of rubber tress....
You are too stupid to insult. Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:14 am to AggieHank86
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Theory is lovely.
I always wear thick, rubber-soled work boots when fooling with electric fencing. Trust me, it will still give you a good jolt unless you are very, very careful.
It really isn't theory any longer, any more than gravity is. But you say you do not get shocked EVERYTIME you are mucking about with your fence with boots on and being careful. Strange that, given our resident SME explaining the completion of a circuit at the transformer.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:15 am to Gtmodawg
quote:Cling to it, just like the fence!
Strange that, given our resident SME explaining the completion of a circuit at the transformer.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:17 am to ApexTiger
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You need gauze pads, ball-bearings and 3 in one oil
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:19 am to AggieHank86
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quote:
That’s weird. Every time I’ve touched an electric fence, I’ve been shocked if it’s on.
Shoes are magic.
You probably ought not be wearing shitty shoes. If you do not complete the circuit to ground you will never know if the fence is on or not. Simple physics.
Someone has never worked with electric fencing
Apparently most of the posters who have responded have not. I, on the other hand, have designed and installed energized fencing for the control of human beings...either keeping them inside somewhere or out of somewhere, depending on what the customer's needs are. Most of these have been on military bases but some have also been on state and local jails and prisons. It would not matter, however, if it was somebody wanting to protect a yard sign, the design would be basically the same...somehow a person would touch an energized conductor and complete a circuit to ground. The latter is required....without the latter the person would never know a sign, a fence, a power line or a cow was energized.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:22 am to Gtmodawg
quote:One more time Sparky.
somehow a person would touch an energized conductor and complete a circuit to ground. The latter is required....without the latter the person would never know a sign, a fence, a power line or a cow was energized.
Dry, sandy or pumice soil is a poor conductor of electric current, so it is a good idea to add an ground (negative) wire into the fence. The animal must touch both a hot wire and ground wire to feel an effective shock.
Wear any shoes you want GermanDawg.
Now I need to run out and grab some uber efficient hoof conductors.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:22 am to Jbird
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quote:
Strange that, given our resident SME explaining the completion of a circuit at the transformer.
Cling to it, just like the fence!
Still waiting on that schematic, Edison. Can't find one and don't know how to draw one, huh? Here's a hint....no one knows how to draw the schematic you suggested because it ain't gonna work....but again, produce that schematic and you will have proven your point. Good Luck....
Posted on 9/22/20 at 10:24 am to xxTIMMYxx
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I don't know how to do it
Thanks, Yahoo Answers.
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