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re: Poll: 24% of men are not confident they could take on a rat in a fight

Posted on 5/14/21 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8894 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 4:59 pm to
I live in Chicago

They might not take on a rat in a fight

But will sure as hell steal its car
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22797 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:07 pm to
Men nowdays must eat a lot of soy!
Posted by Laaz2750
Los Angeles
Member since Aug 2008
8488 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:30 pm to
If someone puts this dopey poll in my face I am 100% going to claim I could kick the arse of everything on it. Why would anyone do otherwise?
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17370 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:39 pm to
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24% of men are not confident they could take on a rat in a fight

Master Splinter coming @ you, what are you doing?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:40 pm to
Who the hell is out there thinking they can whip a grizzly or a lion’s arse?
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
8850 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:40 pm to
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I live in Chicago


The Humane Society released the 1,000th Ferral Cat to combat the rat population explosion in Chicago.

Seems the street gangs aren't the only problem there.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22067 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

And 6% of women and 7% of men think they can whoop a Grizzly's arse!



I can tell you that there is at least 6% of the women out there that could scare the living shite out of a Grizzly Bear just by making a move on him...
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:58 pm to
If an animal is between me and my little girl, I'll kill a dragon with my bare hands if I have to.

Now, if it's my wife we're talking about, I'm probably just going to tell her I'll pray for her while I head back to the camper.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
43962 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 6:02 pm to

Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53437 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

no human alive could take on a chimpanzee, elephant, gorilla or lion in unarmed combat.


Elephants are just big, but I don’t think they’re terribly fierce or mobile
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
11849 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

6% believe they can beat a grizzly?


I wonder if that 6% are trannys or bull-dikes
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
23103 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:35 pm to
the SOYBOYS are taking over
Posted by Sneauxghost
Member since Sep 2020
1285 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:36 pm to
I’ve once had the opportunity to go at it with a wolf. Medium size. I wrapped myself around him and bit into his neck area. We wrestled around and when I let go and pushed him off, he ran. I was young, fit and 210#. A chimp, no thanks. A cobra... I don’t know how fast my 40 is, but I’d find out.. I’ll buy anyone a drink that’s made it higher on the list..??
Posted by Catchfalaya
Member since Feb 2018
2050 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:42 pm to
This happened to me! I lost the initial battles but won the war!

Here it goes! I walked into my garage one morning (In my boxers just woke up 6:45am) to check on a foul smell i smelled from night before. Went to corner of garage to find a bag of top soil was busted open behind our dog cage we keep in garage. I frickin moved the bag of soil out the way to find baby rats swimming around in the soil that spilled. Next to the baby’s was the momma rat! I was shocked and as soon as I spotted the momma rat she frickin launched herself in the air in between my legs, and I stumbled back n sprained the shite out of my big toe! Later in the day it turned black and purple for about four days!

So now I get ready to battle with this momma rat, but first I took a shovel to all her babies. I felt bad doing it but if you let these pests linger they’ll take over your entire home. With the shovel I battled this momma rat for a good thirty minutes as she got out of my reach several times shuttling from corner to corner in the garage. Eventually I got her up on the garage door rails and knocked her off then whacked her really hard on the concrete. Game set match. However I was hobbling for a few days after with my toe all
Fricked up.
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 7:44 pm
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25702 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Elephants are just big, but I don’t think they’re terribly fierce or mobile


They can run 25 miles an hour, use their trunk like a hand and arm (with force greater than nearly any other animal) and are very territorial and aggressive.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25702 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think




Come at me bro
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53437 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

use their trunk like a hand and arm
they can’t direct their trunk though. It flops around like a pool noodle
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25702 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

they can’t direct their trunk though. It flops around like a pool noodle


What? They use it to reach and grasp, it’s how they put food in their mouths

Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:49 pm to
It was like James Earl Jones saying 'Beat it, I'm resting.'
I got back in the car and drove off.


Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think


It would gut you with its hind legs.
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