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Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:07 pm to Ag Zwin
Men nowdays must eat a lot of soy!
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:30 pm to Ag Zwin
If someone puts this dopey poll in my face I am 100% going to claim I could kick the arse of everything on it. Why would anyone do otherwise?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:39 pm to Ag Zwin
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24% of men are not confident they could take on a rat in a fight
Master Splinter coming @ you, what are you doing?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:40 pm to Ag Zwin
Who the hell is out there thinking they can whip a grizzly or a lion’s arse?
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:40 pm to Laaz2750
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I live in Chicago
The Humane Society released the 1,000th Ferral Cat to combat the rat population explosion in Chicago.
Seems the street gangs aren't the only problem there.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:52 pm to CDawson
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And 6% of women and 7% of men think they can whoop a Grizzly's arse!
I can tell you that there is at least 6% of the women out there that could scare the living shite out of a Grizzly Bear just by making a move on him...
Posted on 5/14/21 at 5:58 pm to Ag Zwin
If an animal is between me and my little girl, I'll kill a dragon with my bare hands if I have to.
Now, if it's my wife we're talking about, I'm probably just going to tell her I'll pray for her while I head back to the camper.
Now, if it's my wife we're talking about, I'm probably just going to tell her I'll pray for her while I head back to the camper.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 6:52 pm to TigerAxeOK
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no human alive could take on a chimpanzee, elephant, gorilla or lion in unarmed combat.
Elephants are just big, but I don’t think they’re terribly fierce or mobile
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:06 pm to idlewatcher
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6% believe they can beat a grizzly?
I wonder if that 6% are trannys or bull-dikes
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:36 pm to Ag Zwin
I’ve once had the opportunity to go at it with a wolf. Medium size. I wrapped myself around him and bit into his neck area. We wrestled around and when I let go and pushed him off, he ran. I was young, fit and 210#. A chimp, no thanks. A cobra... I don’t know how fast my 40 is, but I’d find out.. I’ll buy anyone a drink that’s made it higher on the list..??
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:42 pm to Ag Zwin
This happened to me! I lost the initial battles but won the war!
Here it goes! I walked into my garage one morning (In my boxers just woke up 6:45am) to check on a foul smell i smelled from night before. Went to corner of garage to find a bag of top soil was busted open behind our dog cage we keep in garage. I frickin moved the bag of soil out the way to find baby rats swimming around in the soil that spilled. Next to the baby’s was the momma rat! I was shocked and as soon as I spotted the momma rat she frickin launched herself in the air in between my legs, and I stumbled back n sprained the shite out of my big toe! Later in the day it turned black and purple for about four days!
So now I get ready to battle with this momma rat, but first I took a shovel to all her babies. I felt bad doing it but if you let these pests linger they’ll take over your entire home. With the shovel I battled this momma rat for a good thirty minutes as she got out of my reach several times shuttling from corner to corner in the garage. Eventually I got her up on the garage door rails and knocked her off then whacked her really hard on the concrete. Game set match. However I was hobbling for a few days after with my toe all
Fricked up.
Here it goes! I walked into my garage one morning (In my boxers just woke up 6:45am) to check on a foul smell i smelled from night before. Went to corner of garage to find a bag of top soil was busted open behind our dog cage we keep in garage. I frickin moved the bag of soil out the way to find baby rats swimming around in the soil that spilled. Next to the baby’s was the momma rat! I was shocked and as soon as I spotted the momma rat she frickin launched herself in the air in between my legs, and I stumbled back n sprained the shite out of my big toe! Later in the day it turned black and purple for about four days!
So now I get ready to battle with this momma rat, but first I took a shovel to all her babies. I felt bad doing it but if you let these pests linger they’ll take over your entire home. With the shovel I battled this momma rat for a good thirty minutes as she got out of my reach several times shuttling from corner to corner in the garage. Eventually I got her up on the garage door rails and knocked her off then whacked her really hard on the concrete. Game set match. However I was hobbling for a few days after with my toe all
Fricked up.
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:20 pm to chalmetteowl
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Elephants are just big, but I don’t think they’re terribly fierce or mobile
They can run 25 miles an hour, use their trunk like a hand and arm (with force greater than nearly any other animal) and are very territorial and aggressive.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:23 pm to jaytothen
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Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think
Come at me bro
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:31 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:they can’t direct their trunk though. It flops around like a pool noodle
use their trunk like a hand and arm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:35 pm to chalmetteowl
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they can’t direct their trunk though. It flops around like a pool noodle
What? They use it to reach and grasp, it’s how they put food in their mouths
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:49 pm to Zach
It was like James Earl Jones saying 'Beat it, I'm resting.'
I got back in the car and drove off.

I got back in the car and drove off.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 9:03 pm to jaytothen
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Unarmed? I'd frick a kangaroo up easily I think
It would gut you with its hind legs.
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