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Pay Attention Politards: THIS Is How You Win A Real Debate

Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50247 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:03 pm
Towson Wins Debating The War Powers Act

This is what I imagine it would be like debating Tuba, Kickadog, TigahATL, or MJM in real life.

I honestly thought this was a joke. I made sure to look up multiple sources before starting the thread.

Here are some gems:

quote:

They say the n*****s always already qu***, that’s exactly the point! It means the impact is that the that the is the impact term, uh, to the afraid, uh, the, that it is a case term to the affirmative because, we, uh, we’re saying that qu*** bodies are not able to survive the necessarily means of the body. Uh, uh, the n***** is not able to survive.


Another:

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Uh, man’s sole “jabringing” object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!


Ahh yes. The intellectual elite are taking over! Are you equipped to work alongside this type of critical thinking? I hope so. Our Universities are breeding millions like this in all shapes, sizes and colors.

There are multiple videos online, several of which have been removed. (Un)fortunately, this link has the whole debate. All four hours. LOL
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:07 pm to
Dammit I forgot my headphones today. Can't listen to this until later.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50247 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Dammit I forgot my headphones today. Can't listen to this until later.


Get ready to be entertained.

Then be prepared to weep when you realize that Idiocracy is coming true.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:11 pm to
I don't get it. How/why did they win?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:12 pm to
Gawd-NEGRO-DAMMIT!!!








ETA: I am just gonna believe (HOPE) this is an Onion type parody.
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:14 pm
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
Not a nawwwrrr nitter
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118691 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:16 pm to
At least they have a future in government.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35632 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:18 pm to
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Posted by Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Lafayette LA
Member since Nov 2005
14089 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:21 pm to
You should feel sorry for the Oklahoma squad. They couldn't beat the Towson group.

Now go back to chasing your own tail. I find your circles entertaining.
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:22 pm
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

I don't get it. How/why did they win?


Because how on earth would the other team counter their assertions?

1. WTF did they say / mean?

2. I can just see it:

Judges: Team Cracker...do you care to respond with a counter to the assertions by Team Gibberish?

Team Cracker: Yes. thank you. We disagree with Team Gibberish when they said "the neeg..."um....when they were speaking about "Neeg...". Ummm.........we concede and surrender.
Posted by NHTIGER
Central New Hampshire
Member since Nov 2003
16188 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:31 pm to
Here's the explanation:

LINK /
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:36 pm
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21463 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:34 pm to
Someone needs to kick some arse. To find this level of mediocrity acceptable on a college campus is unequivocally inexcusable.

Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28256 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:44 pm to
wtf
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:45 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:45 pm to
What in the frick did I just watch? Shouldn't they be speaking slowly so the audience can understand their talking points clearly? And how the frick do you win a debate on war powers by totally ignoring the concept and instead focusing on topics like "Why whitey keeping us down"
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:48 pm to
So basically the judges didn't want to be called racist
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Shouldn't they be speaking slowly so the audience can understand their talking points clearly?


Not that type of debate
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Team Cracker: Yes. thank you. We disagree with Team Gibberish when they said "the neeg..."um....when they were speaking about "Neeg...". Ummm.........we concede and surrender.
Posted by Ye_Olde_Tiger
Member since Oct 2004
1200 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:00 pm to
It says the two debate organizations are governed by participants. So, IOW, the lunatics have taken over the asylum, or a typical left-wing progressive takeover.

The ironic part is that I'm sure there could be an interesting debate if they actually spoke their positions about debate norms, perceived injustices due to standards, etc...but the whole Russell Simmon's amateur hour routine is pretty pathetic.

Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Not that type of debate


So now we have a debate style that is impossible to follow? How awesomely suck.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

So now we have a debate style that is impossible to follow?


Because the number of pancakes needed to roof the barn is potato!




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