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re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread

Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by chalupa
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:24 pm to
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Breaking: A senior source reports the US is holding direct negotiations with Esmail Qaani. His elite Quds Force within the IRGC is expected to take over, explaining the "regime change" term Trump referred to.


Whoa, haven’t seen his name in a while after reports of him being executed by the regime as a traitor and also reports of being safe in Israel. Safe in Israel was the last report I read. Guess not.
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Whoa, haven’t seen his name in a while after reports of him being executed by the regime as a traitor and also reports of being safe in Israel. Safe in Israel was the last report I read. Guess not.


Safest place he could be right now negotiating is in Mar A Lago for meetings as getting access into the club is currently harder than getting into Fort Knox.
Posted by wfallstiger
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:32 pm to
Safe in Israel is not bound by geography
Posted by BayouBengal51
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by TroutGuy
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:33 pm to
Pretty sure this is a meme. The Israelis have been having a lot of fun with suspicions that Qaani is a Mossad agent since he always survives these bombings:

LINK

Dr. Eli David in particular has been going hard with this meme on his x account.
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:36 pm to
I think a lot of that was to create chaos inside of the political structure. The fact he is still alive tells me he has been cooperating with someone to stay alive.
Posted by Rainier Fog
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:52 pm to
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Comrade? Come on down the waters fine. Cain't question actions here

you will get labeled by the gatekeepers.


Or you could just grow a brain
Posted by Rainier Fog
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 3:57 pm to
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Many in the US media believe Iran that no talks even took place. Trump has gotten the Iranians to fight bitterly among themselves


It's so easy for Trump to troll the media and get results he wants because when you're so one sided it makes you 100% predictable and controllable.

Some would call it a cult
Posted by Rainier Fog
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:00 pm to
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But who is the Comrade?


I would say the party that acts like communists every day and is against freedom in America as well as freedom in Iran

It's pretty clear
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:01 pm to
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Currently sitting in a work truck in Little Rock overseeing a subdivision we’re developing


Overseeing… Ha! Someone check the engine hours vs the odometer on that truck. Bet that sumbitch has averaged 4mph over its service life.
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:17 pm to
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they’re gonna have these Iranians running around whacking each other left, and right before long.


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I think this is why you are seeing these facilities being taken out today. The guys negotiating are taking out the hardliners who are on the other team for Iran.
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:31 pm to
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overseeing




Keep up the good work. This thread is my main source of info about this situation.
Posted by Trevaylin
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:40 pm to
the nose hair ad at the end of the thread is gross and not up to chicken standards
Posted by BayouBengal51
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:54 pm to
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Another example of dysfunction in Iran's air defense system — American strategic bomber B-52H Stratofortress was spotted over Afrin to deliver strikes on Iranian territory, equipped with 900-kilogram GPS-guided bombs of the GBU-31 JDAM type (with BLU-109 bunker-busting warhead)....

Whereas in previous days, B-52s typically flew with AGM-158 JASSM/JASSM-ER type cruise missiles, whose launch range varies from 370 to 930 km depending on the modification, now these huge and easily noticeable bombers are dropping bombs in Iranian airspace with a maximum operational radius of up to 30 km....

If B-52s come this close to the target (30 km), it means that Iran's integrated air defense system is either destroyed or so ineffective under the use of electronic warfare systems and total jamming that US military no longer considers it necessary to use expensive long-range cruise missiles
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Posted by BayouBengal51
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:56 pm to
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Iran trying to drag anyone it can into this thing.
Posted by Jack Ruby
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 4:57 pm to
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 with Esmail Qaani. 


Isreal will kill him tonight to stall any negotiations.

Honetstly, a military hardline dictator in the vein of CIAs own Saddam or Noriega are better than a religious fanatic panel at this point.
Posted by Jim Ed Love
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:00 pm to


Gotdam!!! You got me there King Turd of Dipsheet Mountain.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:02 pm to
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