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Noah's Ark #2

Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:56 pm
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:56 pm
It might be getting close and if so will any trannies be allowed on board?

Will * joe biden cancel culture go after God?

Posted by Original Corn Pop
The public pool
Member since Nov 2020
547 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:58 pm to
Well, the whole idea of only two of each species is clearly transphobic....
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16226 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:59 pm to
It would be filled with same sex animal pairs. The humans would be 10 men and 10 men who identify as women.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11323 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 5:03 pm to
I think the trannies will help bring on the flood. No way they get in the Ark.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
10303 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 5:37 pm to
We better hope it’s only a flood . I’m thinking like it’s going to be a whole lot worse. God may just cut his losses
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21588 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 6:56 pm to
The first one never happened.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68309 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

The first one never happened.




actually almost every civilization has a great flood story- many line up time wise.

so you can argue it was climate change and not God, but there is evidence of a catastrophic flood event

Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

will any trannies be allowed on board?


Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21588 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

actually almost every civilization has a great flood story- many line up time wise.


Floods are common, so it's expected that many cultures have stories about floods.

A global flood has never happened though.

And I seriously doubt flood story timelines often match up, especially with respect to Noah's story. Assuming the Bible is 100% you can trace back through Jesus' lineage (assuming he was born at roughly the AD/BC split) and various other events in the Bible to determine the date of the flood.

It's something like 2250 or 2300 BC. Insane, right?
Posted by LakeCharles
USA
Member since Oct 2016
5054 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

will any trannies be allowed on board?

No. Too difficult to get a breeding pair.

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