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My wife’s brother is triggered AF

Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:58 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:58 pm
He just obtained his doctorate from Stanford and is home awaiting an opportunity to intern with a licensed psychologist before becoming fully licensed. We’re walking around a downtown street were all of the kids get together to celebrate Halloween. We come upon two booths, one for a local State Farm agent and another for ReMax. Both advertising their business, dressed in costume and very graciously handing candy to kids. He views this as yet another sign of the evils of capitalism. He briefly mentioned it to me, but I quickly laughed and only angered him further. He then pulls out his iPhone to snap a picture to all of his friends of the dirty capitalists with the caption frick Capitalism.


I mean, should I tell him?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:00 pm to
Tell him, that evil cell phone is a product of the evils of capitalism and he should hand it over to you at once.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:02 pm to
I took half of his cupcake my wife made and told him I’m the government when he got upset. Happy Halloween, fricker!
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:03 pm to
Communists are pedos fwiw. You might want to distance yourself.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:03 pm to
Maybe consumerism
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:03 pm to
Ask him how he lives with himself knowing that capitalists forced child workers in the 3rd world to sew his shirt together.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

My wife’
pics in her sexy get up?
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13494 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:04 pm to
Tell him to live in a cave and eat dirt if he really wants to live his convictions.
Posted by doverstutts
Member since Jul 2017
1070 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:05 pm to
just stomp the shite outa' his liberal arse
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Communists are pedos fwiw. You might want to distance yourself.




poster sounds older than 12 so he's in the clear
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:07 pm to
I don’t blame you for glossing over everything aside from wife, but we were with young children, you sick bastard.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10666 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:15 pm to
He will end up making a good salary so who will get the last laugh?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57835 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

I mean, should I tell him?


Certainly
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

He will end up making a good salary so who will get the last laugh?



So what?

No amount of money will paper over his constant need to find something to be offended about.
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
12420 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:20 pm to
Tell him "Communism is awesome...............PSYCH!"
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

. We come upon two booths, one for a local State Farm agent and another for ReMax. Both advertising their business, dressed in costume and very graciously handing candy to kids
Not sure they understand the first rule of advertising.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

He will end up making a good salary so who will get the last laugh?



Compared to someone with a PhD in a hard science? Naaaah.

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118666 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:22 pm to
Tell him if we had pure capitalism his school loan would be half of it’s current balance.

It’s true. Socialism has made college expensive AF.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

He will end up making a good salary so who will get the last laugh?


Capitalism FTW
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:25 pm to
He is Native American. The EBCI paid for his schooling. Probably a big reason he doesn’t understand economics.
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