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Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:52 am
Posted by stout
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:52 am
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:53 am to

He’s not a vegetable. He might be fertilizing vegetables.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:57 am to
Zing.
Posted by The Quiet One
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:02 am to
That joke was so dark, five fat white women tried to frick it.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:03 am to
quote:

That joke was so dark, five fat white women tried to frick it.


Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 8:05 pm to


Turtles have incredibly long life.

Imagine if you had Turtle Vampires!
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
15041 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 9:10 pm to
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McConnell has not been seen for over 90 days.

Cryogenically preserved.

Or,





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