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re: Memorable military quotes

Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Another good one:

quote:
I have bone spurs.
- Donald Trump, 1968

So...
You’re admitting that Trump had a valid medical deferment.
While Clinton lied and dodged, and Obama just didn’t.
Biden received a medical deferment for “teenage asthma”.
Bernie applied as a conscientious objector.

You still ain’t got him yet!

Edit: I keep forgetting the Great White Billionaire Old Male Hope of the DNC/MSM Political Complex, Michael Bloomberg. Mini Mike claimed he volunteered to join a military unit during Vietnam while he was in college, unfortunately they rejected him for a medical deferment of FLAT FEET. But there are problems with this massive patriotic action. Flat feet are not an automatic deferment, there is no record of him volunteering, and the unit he supposedly volunteered for didn’t exist!
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Another good one:
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quote:
I have bone spurs.
- Donald Trump, 1968


Ummmm....what branch was Trump in when he made that military quote?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:54 pm to
Why does that guy in the back have a microphone growing out of his head?
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36526 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Mini Mike claimed he volunteered to join a military unit during Vietnam while he was in college

Hell he was like 48 when 'Nam turned hot.
Posted by thebigmuffaletta
Member since Aug 2017
15703 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 3:06 pm to
Can you remind us again of what branch of service Slick, Shillary or your black Jesus served in? I can’t remember...
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Another good one:


So dipshit, tell use how he made that decision by himself.

just another misrepresentation that is repeated ad nauseum

Now post 40 more times in this thread, want us to do a count again?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127333 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

IEDs
Never ran into any thankfully. More than a handful of 107mm and 122mm rocket fire though.
quote:

hard landings
Do bad parachute landing falls count?
Posted by OmniPundit
Florida
Member since Sep 2018
1440 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

"I shall return."


Even Hollywood liked this one so well, that they paraphrased it in a fairly recent movie: "I'll be bock".
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17405 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:25 am to
“What the hell was that?”
Mayor of Hiroshima, Japan
August 6, 1945

Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23447 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:29 am to
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
55634 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:49 am to
quote:

Mini Mike claimed he volunteered to join a military unit during Vietnam while he was in college

Hell he was like 48 when 'Nam turned hot.


Bloomberg was born in 1942, he would have been in his mid to late 20’s during the Vietnam War’s peak fighting.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36526 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 1:16 am to
I thought for sure I wouldn't get one of these hot damn it. You know I was joshin, given Mike's elder age. Or I guess you do now.
Posted by OmniPundit
Florida
Member since Sep 2018
1440 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:09 am to
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning...


This one I can relate to! Vietnam, 1965-66.
Posted by eiasjsf
Ellensburg, Washington
Member since Sep 2009
525 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:09 am to
"Crikey"
- Australian Soldier, The Great Emu War
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