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Left wing roided out gym bros are the worst when it comes to COVID policing

Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:02 pm
Posted by RICHIE APRILE
Essex County, NJ
Member since Aug 2020
791 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:02 pm
There is a roided out gym bro at my gym who is a total asswipe. He is left wing because his workout shirts are all political shirts with the arms cut off. Mostly Bernie shirts but I have seen a Hillary shirt and Beto shirt as well.

He is definitely on roids, he has an unnatural looking frame. But, this frame masks who he really is, a pussy. You can tell by his demeanor and the way he acts, that he is a pussy who tries to hide behind his veneer of being big and roided up to bully people.

What his cocksucker does, is play mask & social distance police at the gym. My gym is very lenient on masks, you really only need it to get in the door, but this dipshit will cite local/state mandates to random people at the gym not complying.

He will go up to random people and ask where their masks are. "The law is that you must wear a mask unless you are actively exercising, or swimming. I haven't seen you exercising or swimming in the last 5 minutes". Or he will bark at people who get too close to him saying that they are not social distancing and they need to back off.

He thinks that because he is all roided out and bigger than most people that he can bully them around and get them to comply, but he is all bark and no bite. The only people who I see submit to him, is people who are already pussies anyway.

He came up to me when I was refilling my water bottle at the fountain one day asking where my mask was. I just ignored him.
Posted by oklahogjr
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Member since Jan 2010
36748 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:04 pm to
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He came up to me when I was refilling my water bottle at the fountain one day asking where my mask was. I just ignored him.

Yeah he sounds really awful and like the bullying is out of control......
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:07 pm to
Do you work here? No? Then you can go frick yourself
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6605 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:07 pm to
Why you checking out another dude?!? That’s gay, bro.
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13814 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:08 pm to
The owner of my gym is MAGA af
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
32964 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:08 pm to
Gym bullies are the worst. I had one yell at me for changing my shirt after working out. Nobody was in the gym except for me and him.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29237 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:14 pm to
That must be miserable .

Nobody gives a fiddlers frick at my gym. You wouldn’t know a pandemic has been going on
Posted by Eeyore
Mars
Member since Sep 2020
350 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:14 pm to
It’s the janitor at our gym. She used to clean constantly and do a really good job. Now because gym members are wiping things down more often, she just walks around and tells people to fix their mask. Annoying as hell. My wife told her off and now she’s got an attitude around us, but won’t say anything. Apologies, my wife did not consent to me sharing a pic.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15865 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:17 pm to
Every time he does it, use your best Gomer Pyle voice and yell citizen arrest, citizen arrest.

And say that you just couldn’t do roofs because it shrinks your dick and ask if that’s why he acts the way he does. Is he frustrated that he can’t get it up so he has to act out at the gym? I would go full blown school yard trash talking. If he says something about a mask, ask him where his bra is. Complaint about him lactating on equipment. The more juvenile and childish the better.

He will either stop or fight. Either way he goes away.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9130 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:17 pm to
I'm familiar with the type of person you are talking about. They existed long before covid. This just gives them another means of demonstrating their superiority
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
503 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:18 pm to
Wait until he's bent over doing rows, then mount him to assert your dominance.
This post was edited on 9/27/20 at 7:20 pm
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3944 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:20 pm to
Bodybuilders always seemed kinda fruity staring at themselves in the mirror and muscle worshipping all the time.
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:32 pm to
People like that need to stare down a loaded firearm until they shut the frick up, piss themselves and then learn to stay in their lane.
Posted by clooneyisgod
Member since Feb 2006
7838 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:33 pm to
Taking the time to post this garbage is evidence that you’re cooler than him though
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:34 pm to
Put a 10 lb weight upside his head one good time and that will put a damper on his bullying.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
64970 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:41 pm to
You should volunteer to be his spotter

and be a shitty spotter at a crucial time
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:41 pm to
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He is definitely on roids,


He's just upset because he has all those muscles but a tiny set of balls.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11570 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:41 pm to
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But, this frame masks who he really is, a pussy.


Says the guy who just wrote 6 paragraphs about another man working out at the gym.
Posted by RICHIE APRILE
Essex County, NJ
Member since Aug 2020
791 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:41 pm to
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Every time he does it, use your best Gomer Pyle voice and yell citizen arrest, citizen arrest.

And say that you just couldn’t do roofs because it shrinks your dick and ask if that’s why he acts the way he does. Is he frustrated that he can’t get it up so he has to act out at the gym? I would go full blown school yard trash talking. If he says something about a mask, ask him where his bra is. Complaint about him lactating on equipment. The more juvenile and childish the better.

He will either stop or fight. Either way he goes away.


That's a good one, I'll ask him where his bra is next time and what his cup size is
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
7943 posts
Posted on 9/27/20 at 7:43 pm to
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oklahogjr


You would have dropped down and sucked his dick. We all know it and so does your beta punk arse
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