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Left Wing Christianity is heresy - Shooters Manifesto

Posted on 4/26/26 at 11:37 am
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7895 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 11:37 am
https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/
When Christianity becomes a cover for Political and Social preferences.
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Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
Lying to Parents
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I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
Fake Apologies, I'm sorry, but I would do it again.
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On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Yea.. He seems to have gone all in on Epstein/Trump, in spite of it being obvious to all that Trump was not a pedophile and the only claims that he was were by far left wackos trying to influence the election with crazy call ins.
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Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

He would kill them all, based on some hoax and them being in the same room as Trump.

Now comes his sick Left wing Heresy
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Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Blowing up drug smuggles with out trial is worse than him shooting a waiter in the face because he wants to get to Trump.
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Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

He would kill every single one of them, he thinks that him not killing Trump is worse than not stopping a murder (that he wishes to be)

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Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

He sure thinks he's a special magical race doesn't he.
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Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Again with the fake Christianity that is fine with killing babies and castrating Children.

Oh and Secret Service not looking good
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Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shite.

Actually insane.
This post was edited on 4/26/26 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14124 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 11:43 am to
The left is insane. All of them. Maybe differing degrees, but all crazy.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71027 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 11:47 am to
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Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.



Retarded leftist shocked to find a lack of a fascist police state in his attempt to root out the leaders of a fascist police state.

Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7895 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:21 pm to
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Retarded leftist shocked to find a lack of a fascist police state in his attempt to root out the leaders of a fascist police state.



It's as bad as the guys who raided the Pizza joint and found out it was just a Pizza Joint.

Except they thought they were going to save children.

This guy thought he was going to murder some waiters.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
10627 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:27 pm to
This guy’s manifesto reads exactly like what our Board moderates post here.
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
71823 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:29 pm to
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but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.


I would dissect this part and find the sources of his opportunity.
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
2198 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:37 pm to
He sounds like a good Catholic, Presbyterian, or Methodist with his political and religious beliefs intertwined
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7895 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:39 pm to
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This guy’s manifesto reads exactly like what our Board moderates post here.


We remember the "No one holds Trump accountable for his felonies"
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65693 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:43 pm to
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Left Wing Christianity is heresy


Yep.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77084 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:44 pm to
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Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.
Yeah that’s generally what happens in a free society. You trust for people to do the right things and react when necessary. Not treat everyone like a suspect just by simply existing.

This moron seriously thinks he lives in a fascist country. And when he observes evidence to the contrary, he says it’s incompetence.
Posted by Harvey Vortac
MidCity
Member since Aug 2024
297 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:50 pm to
Am I supposed he only one who noticed that he doesn’t know that “AKA” means also known as? He seems to think it’s a caveat.
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7895 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 2:21 pm to
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Am I supposed he only one who noticed that he doesn’t know that “AKA” means also known as? He seems to think it’s a caveat.

I'm sure people at his job noticed...

Which is why he was unemployed for almost a decade.
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