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Kyle Rittenhouse has apparently gotten enamored with a smoking hot gold digger

Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:48 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:48 pm
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Not that I blame Kyle because he’s a dumb 19 year old (no offense because almost all 19 year olds are dumb), but he’s clearly falling for a gold digger. Enjoy the pussy for now Kyle, but do not knock her up. She knows you’re going to be worth 9 figures after the lawsuits, so don’t do it. Just a word of advice. Take this chart into account because Kyle is clearly in the danger zone:

This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 4:50 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35061 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:49 pm to
Tell me you jelly without telling me you jelly baw
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:52 pm to
I hope he gets at least 10 like that.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30201 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:53 pm to
Easy formula: if she’s giving up the muffin, then I say well done young man; if no muffin, drop her like a bad habit and find one that does. Why beat around the bush here? Pun intended.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108646 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:54 pm to
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Easy formula: if she’s giving up the muffin, then I say well done young man; if no muffin, drop her like a bad habit and find one that does. Why beat around the bush here? Pun intended.


I have no doubt she’s giving him the muffin, my plea to Kyle is to not get her pregnant. That’s what she’s after.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:55 pm to
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gold digger
does Kyle even have any money?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108646 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:56 pm to
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does Kyle even have any money?


Not yet, but he will though. Kyle is going to be very, very rich once the lawsuits are settled.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30201 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:56 pm to
Good call on that. Depending on her lifestyle she may not be very fertile, so he could hope for that.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:59 pm to

That's the fun zone Kyle, not the wife zone.
Posted by IMATIGERFAN
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2007
1289 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:59 pm to
Pussy is undefeated.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108646 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 4:59 pm to
Apparently she has him saved on her phone as “Kyle Ritte House.” Kyle, I know she’s hot and her pussy is tight, but get out of this situation. Just my feelings towards Kyle right now:

Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:00 pm to
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once the lawsuits are settled.
Maybe. I don't think Nicholas Sandmann has gotten rich.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108646 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:01 pm to
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Maybe. I don't think Nicholas Sandmann has gotten rich.


Kyle got it way worse than Sandmann did.
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 5:01 pm
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:02 pm to

excellent pic, for those who get it
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30201 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:03 pm to
I do share your concern. I’m not unsympathetic. For all we know she’s a professional.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34787 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:09 pm to
How old is she? Hard to tell but good for him love that kid

Or who is that? Is she someone famous
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 5:11 pm
Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:14 pm to
Ewwww, the only murderer in that video is the thot that ruined "Midnight City" by skankifying it.
Posted by DomesticatedBoar
Pensacola, FL
Member since Jul 2019
607 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:14 pm to
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That's the fun zone Kyle, not the wife zone.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108646 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:15 pm to
Yeah, she’s clearly in danger zone.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
2569 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 5:16 pm to
Good for him
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