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Just Macron and Merz doing cocaine

Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:02 am
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:02 am


Thankfully missed the baby oil and anal beads.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14222 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:03 am to
It was probably Z’s
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
8173 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:04 am to
What’s Z’s?


Ohhhhhh Zelensky???
This post was edited on 5/11/25 at 9:07 am
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32147 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:04 am to
Were they shooting it? Why the need for a spoon?

Crush it, chop it, line it up, snort it. That is the way.
This post was edited on 5/11/25 at 9:42 am
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
8173 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:06 am to
The French are gonna use a silver spoon. There is no other way.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5475 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:08 am to
quote:

The French are gonna use a silver spoon



Wewee
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2525 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:11 am to
It looks like a ball up napkin to me
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
8173 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:17 am to
Certainly could be. Probably leftover from the handies.

I mean he snatches it, conceals it, and deftly slides into his pocket. Saving for later.

Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2525 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:22 am to
He makes it looks suspicious. Could be something in the napkin. When you zoom in and before he grabs it, the folder move it like a napkin would move
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
Member since Aug 2013
17432 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:27 am to
quote:


It looks like a ball up napkin to me
You've never done drugs and had to quick hide the evidence when people you didnt want knowing seeing you were holding and it shows
This post was edited on 5/11/25 at 9:28 am
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
Member since Aug 2013
17432 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:29 am to
quote:

He makes it looks suspicious. Could be something in the napkin. When you zoom in and before he grabs it, the folder move it like a napkin would move
its a plastic baggie baw. He never breaks eye contact with the person across from him and deftly handles the bag, and conceals it without giving it notice.

Suspicious? Yeah man. He's doing coke and just got caught slipping
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14222 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:36 am to
Yea, Zelensky
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
8173 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:39 am to
Thought it was a drug reference hahhahahha I was out the loop hahhahahaha
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2525 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:41 am to
quote:

its a plastic baggie baw.


Zoom in. That's not a baggie. Could be a baggie in the napkin.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12179 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:48 am to
I mean, that’s the way all big deals get done. You can’t trust anybody you haven’t done cocaine with…
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102466 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:56 am to
Hahaha busted. The look on Macrons face is priceless
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102466 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Were they shooting it? Why the need for a spoon?


It’s a tiny spoon for doing small bumps you dip it in the bag and get a small “key bump”

Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35862 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:58 am to
Doesn’t look like any baggie I’ve ever seen but he definitely seems awkward trying to hide it and does so immediately after Merz dude palms what we assume is the coke spoon.

Seems like not a fun place to do coke though. Media breaking down the door and no booze. You can’t do cocaine without alcohol. That’s just miserable.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15176 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:59 am to
There is a reason none of our leaders get drug tested.

I have to get tested for my job for the company and DOT to keep my job and pay taxes.

They can spend them without testing for anything.
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68753 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 10:03 am to
Coke spoons are used for snorting by Coke heads with any class…
But the story is bullshite in all probability.
It’s so easy to produce fake stories via Twitter/X. Almost zero reliability.
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