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re: JPMorgan DEI exec fired for dumping Knicks-colored trashcan on street and then stealing it

Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by RunninReb
Member since Feb 2023
497 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:39 pm to
Fire the entire HR department if they’re letting idiots like this sneak through
This post was edited on 6/23/26 at 5:40 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109785 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:40 pm to
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Can you imagine being stupid enough to give up a corporate job over something so absurd? I would be suicidal


She’s a DEI person, so safe to say she was already suicidal.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
91586 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:41 pm to
Look At that water buffalo
Posted by YeastExtract
Member since Jul 2021
463 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:43 pm to
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Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce


Quite the job title there.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6927 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:44 pm to
frick that dumb fatass DEI parasite. She adds zero to the world, and now that's her salary

Oh, and mix in a salad every once in a while
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8764 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:44 pm to
Not saying it’s right, just saying I understand. GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO!
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144294 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:48 pm to
Perhaps she can get a similar job as her doppelgänger and solve crime by teaching everyone at Rikers to get a GED.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1044 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

“Dumping trash onto the street and stealing public property for your own personal use are both illegal, antisocial behaviors, and not what New Yorkers do. On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid,” the New York City Department of Sanitation told The Post in a statement.


At least somebody gets it.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11957 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 5:59 pm to
Wait until you hear about the Indian who called his own wife a fishhead.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6189 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:02 pm to
Let's see if JPM is smart enough to use this opportunity to eliminate her position or if the fill it with a like minded individual
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
9210 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce

Quite the job title there.
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Posted by DustInTheWind
Member since Sep 2016
1184 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:03 pm to
Her life ended over literal trash. Fitting.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7186 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:04 pm to
Why the hell did that dude steal a trash can?
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
3074 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:05 pm to
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Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce


She’s been molded by fagot clown world to think conjuring up garbage to dump on people’s heads is greatly rewarded and an actual job
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24067 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:05 pm to
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Knicks-colored

She’s supposed to give that trashcan a job.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63647 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:06 pm to
She needs to spend every weekend for the next year picking up trash in NYC.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20689 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:24 pm to
What a waste basket case.
Posted by BasedAF
Member since Nov 2024
989 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:26 pm to
I would hit it…….with a 5 iron
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22271 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:29 pm to
That fricking slob needs to have her mouth sewn shut. For a multitude of reasons.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
571 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 6:31 pm to
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