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re: JPMorgan Chase orders staff back to the office 5 days a week, ends WFH

Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24873 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:03 pm to
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Why the hell should I pay for commercial real estate? The productivity of my employees is easily measured. I've had zero issues with wfh.


Who is making you buy commercial real estate?
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
22853 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:04 pm to
Yea people forget a lot of wasted time at the office. You have the bathroom, you got the walk to the water cooler, longer lunches and more people to chat with.

I split my time as a hybrid. If I have something that only relies on me getting shite done I often save home and gain 2 plus hours of time to knock shite out.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14421 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:04 pm to
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Other than being told it's so, he's allegedly an hourly employee who can't WFH, so he's jelly.


When you cook the fries at home, they get cold before you can get them to the customer.
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
17101 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:05 pm to
A prime example of the dumbasses defending work from home. This guy saying workers are worried about childcare cost. If you are taking care of a child you are not working. Get your Fraudster arse back in the office

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Posted by JoeXiden
Member since Oct 2021
281 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:06 pm to
Yeah because spending time commuting, going on 1 hour lunches and 30 minute shits is great for productivity
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74586 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:06 pm to
BS that we are on team Trump/America.
frick them!
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:06 pm to
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Anybody who has ever WFH knows the "frick off" tendency is real.


As opposed to the “frick off” factor of spending 90 minutes at the water cooler bitching about Karen from accounting, 2.5 hour lunches, and the 45 min talking with a co-worker in their office about last night’s game.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74586 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:07 pm to
Just bullshite fake PR.
They know profit and margins better than any on the damn planet.
This is virtue signaling.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:08 pm to
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Because I know way to many people who go Grocery shopping and to the Gym while being on the clock.


What salary employee are on a time clock??
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
17101 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:10 pm to
Here is another WFH Slacker filming TikToks and telling his bosses that's why his productivity dropped. It's the WFH Culture


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Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:10 pm to
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Companies can save a lot of money divesting of corporate real estate by promoting WFH.


Correct but many are locked into 10-20 year terms with horrible penalties to break it

Or they own their CRE
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
468043 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:10 pm to
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What salary employee are on a time clock??


Hourly employees don't understand this simple concept.
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
85916 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:11 pm to
You clearly will hit 433 with the snarky shitty posting.

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9662 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:11 pm to
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If a job can be done remotely, why ask them to waste their time commuting to jam up the roads more and drive the demand of gas up more?


Because more work gets done in the office, the quality of work is better, and the collaboration is far and away better. There are more resources AT the facility, and if someone needs hands on assistance, then everyone is there.

WFH can get the essentials done, but it simply doesn’t equal the output of a facility environment.

Are WFH people happier than office workers? Yes. Do companies care? No. They're paying for your output, not your happiness.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
468043 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:14 pm to
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Because more work gets done in the office, the quality of work is better

There is a lot of data out there that says this isn't necessarily true.

Also, you have to include the savings on office space into the equation. Even if there is a small efficiency lag, it has to add up to a greater cost than those savings.

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the collaboration is far and away better. T

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if someone needs hands on assistance, then everyone is there.


You sound like you have a PhD in middle managementology
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
85916 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:15 pm to
Middle manager!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
468043 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:17 pm to
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Middle manager!


I'm the company owner
This post was edited on 1/25/25 at 5:18 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21151 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:22 pm to
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If a job can be done remotely, why ask them to waste their time commuting to jam up the roads more and drive the demand of gas up more? Because it’s not “fair” or some retarded bullshite reason people come up with?


I never want to work remote but this is spot on.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:22 pm to
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Here is another WFH Slacker filming TikToks and telling his bosses that's why his productivity dropped. It's the WFH Culture


So here is an idea.

Fire that employee .
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
85916 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 5:23 pm to
Lol wheel chairs r us!
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